“Candice Clarke. What can anyone really say about the “girl who had it all” OH… maybe the fact that
is just a whole ass lie. Everyone here really has the audacity to pretend to be sad that she’s no longer
alive? Really? Let’s be honest - every single person in this room is liable to not really knowing anything
You all simply pretend. Nice try but I can see right through you all. Let me take this moment to tell you
dipsh!ts the truth. Candice Clarke was far from perfect. I mean she’s been anorexic and bulimic but you all literally never noticed. Not her past boyfriends. Not her best friend. Sh!t, the only one who
really knew was her mother and what did she do? She continued to tell her daughter that she didn’t
think she was good enough. It’s just sad really… And this has been going on for years.” Dan laughed.
“I’d also like to take a second to call out to the lovely Dominic Lucier. When I originally decided to
write this speech - it was meant to be targeted at you. Mostly because I don’t really think I’ll have
such a great opportunity to say this in public. The reason Candice broke up with you was
a great reason actually. I mean… you were right to have me look into her years ago. She did a
sh!tty thing to you and I don’t think she’ll ever get to tell you the truth so let me do so through this speech. Candice Clarke is the reason your sister is dead. Whoops… karma’s a b^tch huh?”