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and Dorian wasn’t about to breastfeed her so Jess assumed it would be her… yet again. sigh

I thought she liked babies

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Siri - search how to train a man to breastfeed. Thanks.

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After a few minutes of Shay begging, Dorian decided to take her with him - going to the grocery store first before the gym so he could drop her off in the middle.

Oh how many times he had to change his plans because of them

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“Hi Zooeeee,” Jess laughed, picking her baby up and giving her a soft kiss on her cheek. "So how’s sleeping going? I’m 99% sure you’re an undercover spy and you just pretend to sleep and sneak out at night huh?

aww

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she said the most OFFENSIVE thing that one could say. “Daaddaa”

HA

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BUT DADA? REALLY? OH HELLL NAW.

OH YES
is it 2/0? what will Aidans first word be? 3/0

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“Okay Zoe, say ‘mama’” . What did Jess get in response? Well… you have one guess.

Sorry doesn’t work that way

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Jess was laying on the floor, her daughter crawling on her laughing periodically - though it really felt like the girl was laughing at Jess pain at this point. “That’s funny to you huh?” Jess asked with a soft smile, kissing her daughter again and ticking her softly.

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"Fine you lil traitor. Say dada all you want but just wait a few minutes so I can get your dad out of the house and have a few more hours to convince you to switch sides okay? deal? Jess asked the little girl, putting her hand out and shaking her daughter’s hand.

oki but this was so adorable

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of course Dorian skipped going to the gym just to hear Zoe say it again, and again - which she did.