“Candice clarke is alive you dipsh!ts all really think i’d write such a sh!tty speech?”
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Delilah also knew
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Oh yes Delilah found out
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yes I was waiting for someone to call me out on that
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Holy-
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I was writing and then was like wtf
Don’t fit
OH MY GOD I KNEW IT I HAD A FEELING SHE WASNT DEAD AND I TOLD YALL OH MY FCUKING GOD
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stop no way I love this and am shocked
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Love this
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I played such a damn long game for this
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It doesn’t work from a phone with the original post tho sad
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I did think he actually would
sorry dan the man
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Oh shush
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I was hoping the weird formatting would tip people off
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Not on phone 
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Long story short; go to dan if you want to fake a death
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He has a dead-body guy
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Oh my god poor val
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