Happy birthday Kai
Idk what you’re talking about, Anna’s pretty damn great
I don’t have to guess which part huh 
Hey
Anna’s great in bed you don’t have to get that wasted
I’m just imagining Jess wherever the hell she is reading the news and seeing this
Alright that all men party Riker had thrown was a bachelors party 
Brooke just had to one up Daniel in every way
Dans rich
Kais richer
Dans powerful
Kais more powerful
Dans 50-something in line for the throne and related to royalty
Kais marrying the girl who’s first in line for the throne
What a bish 
lololol yep
WHAT A BISH
wat a bishhh
Only second in line.
There’s the current king, then there’s two princesses. He’s engaged to the younger twin.
He is but since the older twin can’t have kids, she can’t be first in line right?
STILL BEFORE DANIEL’S 50TH IN LINE
Also can I say dan punched him the night before since I’m writing the reply rn @Littlefeets
The older twin will get the crown, but as soon as anything happens to her, Eva becomes queen.
Assuming the older twin doesn’t abdicate.
Yep!
um… 
Bro good luck with your wife, Kai
and you could have had jess
damn
take the “upgrade”
I’m just saying, if for any reason she can’t be queen, Eva will take the crown. And there’s been one assassination attempt already. Though, Angela may just choose to not be queen and run off to be with her lower class servant boyfriend.
@megan bets on Kai killing the other queen
I TOLD YOU ALL HE WAS AN AXE MURDERER
Did anyone believe me?
noooooo
Jess would be the upgrade. This marriage is everything he doesn’t want
sigh
of course
we love lower class servant boys
oh yeah
We have bets brooke