Chad growled in the mirror, tensing his hot and steamy muscles, asserting his dominance. He put on his very best shirt; it always succeeded in picking up the hot women. Chad Kyle had not been laid in what felt like forever and Lil Cauc was gettign extremely impatient. His goal for the night: find a sexy submissive woman who does dishes, because that was like so attractive to him. He saluted to the Trump flag that he placed over the header of the bed and left with nothing but straight confidence. His goal would be achieved.
As Chaddy entered the party, he saw an array of people. He even recognised other alpha males such as him. Such as this rando hanging out near the edges of the party, who kind of looked like a btec Joey Graceffa. Chad Kyle approached this sus imposter.
“Yo, Yo. What’s up my man? What’s frickin going on my dude? What’s upppp?” He spoke in his coolest voice, super deep to assert more of his damanding dominance.
If Chad Kyle knew anything, it was that being friends with the boys was a priority. And there was only one way to do it…to reach into his SoundCloud rapper roots and rap.
“Yo, my name is chad-kyle, ay
I drive the girls wild, uh
Some times i pee my pants, ooh
My mum doesn’t love me.
What’s up dawg?”
@Ouijaloveletters Tyler