Roses are Red, Violets are Blue… Let’s break up a relationship…or two. — 2/14/40
@benitz786
We all know what time of year it is; it’s the perfect time for men on Wallstreet to buy flowers and chocolate for both their wives and mistresses and hopefully this time, they’re not too drunk or high to mix the cards up… thank god for secretaries. However, don’t get us wrong, we all know the old men on Wallstreet stereotype starts somewhere, and we here at blue royalty are here to tell you that for many of you, it starts right here at Cerulean High. After all, manipulation is simply part of the game, and we don’t mean the blue royalty game, we mean one that is far more… dangerous and lucrative: Love. So, let’s dedicate a little hurrah to love… well… manipulation … after all, it’s the exact same thing right?
Let’s start with Ives Mulligan; as cute as your relationship with Clara Lucier has been, it may be time to cut the roses and the sh!t and tell her that your relationship was built on lies. After all, who wouldn’t do something for a few extra points from yours dearest? Oops… did we ruin your Valentine’s plans? Well, since we’ve already started down this path of relationship destruction, we should mention that Ives wasn’t the only one intermingling love with more… important affairs. Daiane Meyer, yes, we’re talking about you and your oh so adorable relationship with Embry Thompson. We find it so ironic that Embry was on the list not so long ago, and then after a little task from Daiane involving confessing her feelings (or, should we say, our made-up ones) and kissing you, she jumped up to first, moving poor little Embry off the list. Sweetie, you’re not as important to your Valentine’s as you thought you were. Finally on our Valentine’s hit list, Mason Mitchell. We hope we weren’t the only ones to notice that Mason has been a little more distant to Sienna Esposito lately, and a bit closer Olivia Gardiner. Well, from what we hear, this isn’t the first time Mason’s fcked around with other girls, and maybe even guys? Tell us, Mason - has your relationship just been a joke from the start, because from what we hear, you recently tried to kiss Sienna’s brother. It’s okay to come out of the metaphorical closet, sweetie, you don’t need to pretend to be in love with one Esposito when really, you’re in love with another. Trust us, there are quite a few people on that list including Lenora and Veronica Charlotte who can talk you through it.
Back to the topic of love. Honestly, we all know it can come in many forms - just ask Annie and Paige whose blood test showed they’re family. Do we see some sisterly bonding this Valentine’s day? Though, after a little digging, we’ve found that the mother of the two is none only than Anna Pierce. Guess we know where the mental instability stems from for the two of you, isn’t that right?
What about the love of a father and son? It truly is supposed to be unbreakable, though, if you ask dear old Finely Klein, he can tell you the opposite. Though, is it really father/son if he’s not really your father, Fin?
What’s our advice for you seniors? Always be skeptical - because love equates to hurt, and we here at Blue Royalty only take the top of the pack who were smart enough to protect themselves from heartbreak.
Comments (15)
Finley Klein Thank God
Enrique Klein So… am I still a Klein?
Finley Klein We need a new last name
Enrique Klein How about Daredevil? It has a ring to it. Finley and Enrique Daredevil.
Finley Daredevil It sure does
Paige Pierce Check your facts, sweetie. Anna’s my sister.
Finley Klein Seems like you’re wrong
Paige Pierce I’m sorry, shouldn’t you be busy with someone’s mom? Go do that, and us grownups will actually talk sweetie.
Destiny Howard How are y’all even related
Mason Mitchell Fake News
Finley Klein I believe in it. Oh I do
Mason Mitchell You know nothing, Fin.
Mateo Perez Woah, I could become a secretary?
Ezekiel Griffin i dont think you can :((
Mateo Perez WHY :((((((((((( I WOULD MAKE A GREAT SECRETARY
Destiny Howard Mason is just feeding the website at this point
Finley Klein What would we do without Mason?
Destiny Howard Why are you talking to me
Veronica Charlotte Parker why is my family such a soap opera
Ezekiel Griffin cute soap opera
Enrique Klein Because your a drama craving wh0… we both know where I’m going with this.
Julian Medina Why tf does everyone go for Elio I don’t get it
Phoebe Renee Don’t be jalous
Amelia Grace Spelled jealous wrong.
Phoebe Renee Thanx you
Elio Esposito Why tf can’t this site and Julian keep my name out of their mouth!
Ari Lee You know he can’t, he’s in love with you.
Finley Daredevil Mason is in love with him. Get it right
Ari Lee They both are. It’s Elio’s gay harem, get it right
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