I cannot handle spicy food. There is a lot of food that I really do enjoy (curries! All the curries!) but I cannot eat them because after a few bites they start to HURT me.
I don’t like it when my food starts to HURT me. I just wanna enjoy the deliciousness, but I can’t if my tongue can only feel burning agony with each subsequent bite.
So I stare longing at the sweet Caribbean jerk chicken wings at Buffalo Wild Wings instead of eating them because I know all those wings want to do is torment me. I stick to teriyaki instead.