Cheesecake is the Best Cake. Fight Me

I still see no problem here. Bob 1 and Bob 2 will obviously know their place in the familial hierarchy

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Then maybe cheesecake cheese should be called Cheese 24601 Cake

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Mascerpone was the first cheese

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Ok honey. We’ll live in your fantasy world if that will make you happy!

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The alpha does, after all, live in his own bubble.

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It’s a shame you’re defending Omega cheese

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At least its not mozzarella. Low T beta cheese

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I don’t think that’s how the Greek alphabet works…

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OH THE GAME IS ON!
Doesn’t it use cream cheese for it’s frosting? In my opinion, cheese cakes are okay, but certainly not the best cake. The best cakes are ice cream cakes.

First of all, they use cream cheese in their frosting, and an excessive amount. I found a recipe for this small little cheesecake and it had 3 whole packages of cream cheese in it!

This makes the frosting come off as way too strong, and yeah, the first couple licks of it are good, but then it gets too sugary and too sweet- sickly sweet.

The crust of it is bland, the only thing I really like about it is the texture.

Why are icecream cakes the best cakes?

Well- glad you asked (or didn’t)

Ice cream cakes have a spongy, yet, flavorful (dough?) (crust?) that is slightly sweet, but enough to balance out the frosting and ice cream. Some people even enjoy it by itself- but that can be said of regular cakes- so why are ice cream cakes good?

With regular cakes, the frosting is too over powering. It gets too sweet, too fast. However, when you add in ice cream, the flavors suddenly balance out, and it is usually frozen and deliciously cold. There is often chocolate on top of it to balance it out even further, and add some amazing flavors.

(Sorry if I’m being agressive but you said “Let’s duel” so let’s duel)

Besides, Cheesecakes taste worse than they look, while Ice Cream cakes taste better than they look

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Great points you made, but cheesecake is still…deeelish :rofl::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::orange_heart:

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You say let’s duel but this isn’t even a battle. It’s a massacre. And I’ll show you how now.

Ice cream cake may be good, and it is i agree, but can you answer me this.

Does it have cheese though

Ice cream cake does taste a lot better than it looks though I can agree there. And cheesecake usually has amazing presentation, but it tastes as good as it looks at least :triumph:

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Your point is that cheesecake is the best cake because it has cheese in it, and I think I would have to say kind of, in some cases, ice cream cake has very similar ingrediants to the “cheese” used in cheesecake. But if you put cheese in ice cream- ew- that doesn’t go together. It at least is a decent match, but again- reflecting my point above, putting a ton of cream cheese in it- would you feel the same calling it cream cheesecake? Just imagine, creamy, white, all cream cheese, stacked on a little crust with whipped cream on top?

That’s what cheesecake is to me. If you put a little cream cheese in something, fine, but cream cheese only goes with bagels- if you put like 3 packages or 4 of it in something I just cannot accept that.

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Mascerpone cheese is life.

this sh*tpost has gone completely out of control and I love it :joy:

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Ice cream cake is life!

Yes, you really challenged my debating side!

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Although I don’t eat sweets often, I like both cheesecake (even though I don’t like cheese much, but I like cheesecake and pizza) and ice cream cake.
If already cheesecake, I like cheesecake with crumbs.
Ice cream cake - I like strawberry in cream ice cream, dulce de leche (I ate it not long time ago :sweat_smile:)

By the way, today I bought a dulche de leche flavored ice cream of Cremisimo (their ice creams are one of the best. About the strawberry in cream - I eat this flavor of La Cremia):
:drooling_face::drooling_face::drooling_face:

  • Another ice cream that my sister bought - vanilla gum flavored (mastigam): (I think she bought it today as well :sweat_smile:. She was pretty surprised that I bought another ice cream - so we have 2 ice cream boxes at home)

Now, I want to taste klik cake (I already imagine how delicious it’d be)

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So, what a flavor would you rather (or would you like to taste)?

  • Vanilla gum
  • Dulce de leche
  • I want both!! :drooling_face::star_struck:
0 voters

I hope I didn’t go off topic too much :sweat::sweat:. If I did, please don’t hate me for that, @ChaoticDeluge :sweat::sweat_smile:

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This is a bit of a sh*tpost anyways, it’s okay xD

Also we have that five or so off topic comments rule so, you’re in the green!

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I know, I know, but anyway… :sweat_smile::sweat:

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So, I like both cheesecake and ice cream (cake). But I guess that’s a matter of priority :woman_shrugging:t4:

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I LOVE CHEESECAKE OMGGGG. But all cakes are good tho :sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart:

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