DON’T EAT THE CHICKEN! I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO DO A OUIJA BOARD TO TALK TO YOU
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Damn you Brexit! Wait! It was started by brexit 
I THINK
screaming
I’m flu. Nice to meet you too
I am the Ouija board!
COVID was a plague sent by God to kill all idiots who don’t wear masks
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Also, COVID was engineered by Trump because he knew that only Republicans would be stupid enough to go out to vote in a public place in the middle of the pandemic. Then he just needs to take away mail in votes. Boom. Reelected.
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That might actually be true. I’m Catholic but let’s be honest. A lot of us have non scientific beliefs. Some people believe that unicorns delivered corona
Could be true. You never know
Someone gets COVID every time I blink. There must be causation there.
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Look at that smug face! How could you Jesus!
Actually it may have started by a buffalo named corona. It’s methane farts were filled with it
What about the beer? There has to be something related
NOT THE BEER!!! I suppose if they’re still selling beer, that could be a reason why it’s spreading
But in all seriousness, NEVER BLAME BOOZE!!
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I see you like Soul Eater.
Shhhh!!! We Catholics worship him! Not back on topic
Are you all sure that corona is what kills people diagnosed with corona? 'Cause I don’t think so.
Read this. That means that if, for example you have a fever or cough your family doctor can decide that “you have corona” or if a person died of a heart attack (G-d forbid), it can be decided that he “died of corona” without even doing a post-mortem. BTW, if you ask doctors to do a post-mortem on the body of someone who is written as having died of corona, you’ll see they will object or make excuses.
They started doing experiments on humans with and without their knowledge. Where I live, there was a 19-year-old girl who was diagnosed with corona and they gave her that vaccine and she died one week later, and the media stated that “she died of corona”. And she’s not the only only who was murdered. Yes, many people are murdered at hospitals, the place that should be saving lives.
Also, how come that the Illuminati (yemach shemam) and Obama predicted that a pandemic will come 
? How come the (creators of) Simpsons predicted it (and a few things that happened and others that probably will happen)?! 
[details=“Click here to see a card of the Illuminati card game called “Illuminati: New World Order” that somewhat predicted what is going on here today (this game was created in 1995)”]
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From here, anyone who does 1+1 may realize from here the whole thing was planned. However, I still wonder how come many of us don’t get the many hints we have. Well, the answer is, most of us choose to ignore and see what we want to see instead of the whole picture.
How many hints you will need? You have so many…
We will never return to the routine we were used to live.
it’s a comedy show
pandemics aren’t exactly a new thing, people are surprisingly predictable, and how many things did they show that didn’t happen
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