“–ever they were displaying news of @UnwantedGhost’s death, the only suspect being an on the run Floridaian version of an Oompalumpa.”
“That wall----”
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“has a hidden surveillance camera attached to it, so I can learn the secrets of whoever is on the other side.”
“Whenever I go to the grocery store…”
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“- I walk up to people trolly/shopping cart and take random objects from within the cart and replace them with my neighbors dirty laundry”
“On my way to school I stopped by the store to get-”
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“-the bad boy from every episode story because I found him HOT even though he’s an ex convict who has also been expelled form 10 schools.”
“I’m hiding here because-”
“I just killed a man for money”
“- I had received a letter from-”
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“-the man that I murdered years ago, threatening to murder me.”
“I think that everyone should just–”
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“try coffee once in their lives---- there are so many types of coffee to try!”
“The worst thing about today was------”
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“–when some strange man broke into my apartment and stole my TV.”
“I really hate it when–”
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“-small children escape my basemant”
“My favourite tv show is about-”
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A nursery!
… that’s burning down, every single episode, over and over again for eternity and beyond
My dad got me a cat-
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–for me to train to attack all of my enemies! It’s working super well so far.
Tortilla chips are excellent for–
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– pushing between your teeth.
I like to make cake –
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“-made of cows sh*t and bug spray, topped with toenails from old men at the gym”
“You know that feeling when-”
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“–the person you murdered gets up and starts trying to fight back.”
“Cats and dogs–”
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“-are my favorite thing to eat along side fried fingers(preferably childrens)”
“My partner gave me-”
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“- A lawnmower and told me to have a happy married life with it.”
“I wish godzilla-”
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“—was my friend. He’s amazing, isn’t he? #FriendCrush”
Math is so useful because---------
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—I can use the calculations to calculate the exact temperature my freezer will need to be to preserve the bodies in it most efficiently.”
“Nothing makes me happier than—”
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– spending time with my family! Whose corpses I keep in the basement."
"I just got a new blender –
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