Unfortunately, the Earth was hit by a meteor
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Fortunately earth survived
Unfortunately, it hitted Mars instead and now the aliens wants to invade the Earth.
Fortunately, the aliens went to Jupiter, instead.
Unfortunately, an old, ugly wizard arrived, went to Earth and started dancing while eating humans. 
Fortunately, it only ate bad humans!
Unfortunately, the old wizard could not differentiate good and bad humans, so it ate all the humans.
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Fortunately, the humans killed the Wizard from the inside and climbed out ( Drax style )
Unfortunately the wizard came to life and ate every single human
Fortunately, there were some humans still alive since they were on the moon!
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There was once a boy named Richie
Fortunately, he became loaded 
Unfortunately, he died. lmao
Fortunately his long lost daughter tried to revive him
Unfortunately, she failed and died as well.
Fortunately her soul went to a unicorn
Unfortunately, the unicorn died- iM gOnNa KiLl EvErYoNe
I’m glad the unicorn died
I mean fortunately her soul went to a puppy and the puppy cannot die
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b-b-but i wanna kill the puppy 
Unfortunately, the puppy went in a coma? 
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The puppy is immortal
Fortunately, a magical poop wizard came in and cast a spell on the puppy that the puppy can’t get a coma
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Unfortunately, the magical wizard died and the spell died with him 
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