How The F*ck Did That Happen? (Forum Game)

Ralph broke it.

The skies suddenly become red—the color of blood.

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wtf xDDDD

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All the cows the aliens took were murdered above Earth, it is now raining blood with a chance of cow head.

Fairies are in your house, how did that happen?

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(I believe she’s referring to Wreck it Ralph)

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My idiot of a sibling left the door unlocked leaving a note to tell the fairies to help themselves to my bagels.

You’ve got a crown on your head, how the f*ck did that happen?

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Well it’s a long story but at a childs 6th birthday party which I wasn’t invited to the crown swiftly landed on my head after I stole the cake, the child threw her burger king crown at me.

I’m eating your brain, how did that happen?

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We were watching a horror movie, IZombie or something and then you started acting, pretending you were a zombie… I hope.

I’m now at a weird place called Camp Half Blood, how in the Hades did that happen?

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You were teleported there by the government when they found out about your magical powers.

Your house was turned into a fish tank! How did that happen?

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My favourite cuddly toy is nemo and I wanted to surprise him with a remodelling of the house. I forgot that fish tanks do not make well for conventional homes.

The sky is falling how did that happen?

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There is no gravity that even the sky falls.

Oh no! People became oranges, how did this happen?

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It was a test experiment gone wrong, that’s all I can legally say.

You found a unicorn on Mars, how did this happen?

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You work for MARS, Magical Animal Rescue Service, and found an injured Unicorn and treated her injuries and she’s healing nicely.

The Arctic Circle is actually now a rhombus, how did that happen?

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My brother got out some scissors and thought it would be funny to cut up the map in my geography class.

I’m floating in mid air, how the f*ck did that happen?

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You thought it would be a good idea to swallow an entire can of Helium. It wasn’t, so now you’re too light to stay on the ground.

I woke up in the canned food aisle at Walmart, how the f*ck did that happen?

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You are a bean, and when someone picked up your can, you bumped your head.

I’m falling out of a window, how the fck did that happen?!*

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Someone has telekinesis and used their power on you so you fell outta the window

My rabbit is found on Mars, how the f did dis happen?

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You live there like duh

Everything is standing on its head. How the f$ck did dis happen?!

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The earth decided to do a handstand so everyone is like that now

I have the number 11 on my forehead, wut happened, people?

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You were playing a game where you have to guess what’s on your forehead and you were explaining the rules to a person and they just didn’t get it and wrote 11 in sharpie on your forehead.

A princess kissed me on the cheek, how did it happen?

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You were at disney land and asked Snow White for a picture, she gave you a kiss on the cheek in the picture and told you that you are the fairest in the land, you were very much so disdained to discover that you were not the only one she said that to.

I’m eating an apple pie right now how did this happen?

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