Let's annoy Passionfruit 😈

[passionfruit]

@Skyler2

@passionfruit, karma sucks

i asked for this

@idiot.exe

Hiyyaaa passie

hiiiiiiiiii

@Rose

@passionfruit are you annoyed yet?

nope! you’re gonna have to try harder

@idiot.exe

@passionfruit since you miss our questions, would you like more?

of course!

@idiot.exe

Do you like to cc your shoelaces? Would you play a story if it didn’t allow you to cc them?

yes and yes, but only if the shoes weren’t visible in the story

@Rose

@passionfruit how are you today?

tired

@Estelle

I PROBABLY WON’T ANNOY YOU BUT HELLO! @passionfruit

hi! love the colors on that!

@Oofalumpa

Do passionfruits have passion? Why? When?

Yes, natural selection, and always, it’s what makes them passionfruit

@idiot.exe

how do you feel now that oofa is spamming questions too?

happy

@Oofalumpa

do you prefer fruit flavored drywall over normal drywall? Why?

no, it attracts the flies

@Estelle

DO YOU LIKE THIS COLOR SCHEME?

yes!

@idiot.exe

• Have you ever just liked a sock? Who? Where?
• Do you taste the smell? Who?
• Is it smart to take off your headphones to see better? When?
• Do you like eating sand? Are you tired of this question?
• Do you? Why?
• ?
• How is my table shirt? Is?
• I like car sirens, do you? Is it because you dated one? I’ll take that as a yes

• no, frederick sockson, [redacted]
• no, also frederick sockson
• yes, it helps. whenever you need to see!
• no. no.
• i do, for some excellent reasons.
• !
• i kinda spilled some sauce on it
• no… yes, duh

@Estelle

I THINK IT’S PRETTY HBU???

I LIKE IT, IT REMINDS ME OF TROPICAL FLOWERS

@Rose

can you solve this?

no!

@Estelle

Have you ever just liked a sock? Who? Where?
Do you taste the smell? Who?
Is it smart to take off your headphones to see better? When?
Do you like eating sand? Are you tired of this question?
Do you? Why?
?
How is my table shirt? Is?
I like car sirens, do you? Is it because you dated one? I’ll take that as a yes

@passionfruit

pretty

@Oofalumpa

How do you feel about Chad and Estelle spamming you with the quote? Why? @passionfruit

it’s kinda boring

@Rose

did you know this?

interesting i did not know that

@TheDancingFryer

Will @passionfruit be annoyed by this thread and hate everyone on it?

definitely not! you’d have to try pretty hard to annoy me and i certainly wouldn’t have everyone just for spamming me

@CerealKiller

@passionfruit it was called for

the thread? i definitely need one

@Oofalumpa

Will you help us kill discobot? If not, do you accept your fate? Why or why not? @passionfruit

yes, disco’s annoying

@Rose

did you know this?

the image isn’t loading for me

@TheDancingFryer

ngl real life passion fruits look disgusting

yeah, they kinda do the flowers are super pretty, though!

@Rose

@passionfruit how many notifications do you have?

i think around 75 and 7 PMs when i signed on… keep in mind, i unfollowed everyone and turned off like notifications so they’re almost all either replying to me or tags

@Estelle

]MikeRoweSoft?

nah

@Rose

did you know this?

i think i’ve heard that before!

@idiot.exe

I need more questions to ask @passionfruit

feel free!

@TheDancingFryer

@passionfruit weren’t you just active, are you ignoring us?

judging by the time you posted this, no

@Rose

did you know this?

also broken

@Oofalumpa

Are you planning our deaths right now?

no? you’d have to annoy me first

@Estelle

Passion Fruit

@passionfruit

it looks so pretty! can i ask what colors you’re using?

@idiot.exe

@passionfruit do you like the nickname apathie? Pathie? Veggie? ApatheticVegetable? Or apatheticvegetable? Appiveggi? Fruitie?

ApatheticVegetable
fruity kinda has homophobic connotations, so imma avoid that

@Oofalumpa

Do you agree that you’re going on a good day to do with a good boy you are a great day to me and Dragons was the way you are doing a good thing and I cannot is the time to get you guys to join me I love y’all and so much love y’all so I gotta is your day I wanna is a time to go get back with you and I see you in a person?

no

@fraud

yes! i’ll message you

@idiot.exe

are you alive?

no, i died

@Rose

did you know that @Eccentric is invisible?

i heard

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Come on people, let’s try to annoy me, not amuse me!

[LoneWolf]

@passionfruit

[LoneWolf]

@passionfruit hiii

[LoneWolf]

@passionfruit I like pineapple better than passion fruit

[LoneWolf]

@passionfruit I’m determined to annoy ya

[LoneWolf]

Since I can’t annoy Rose I’ll annoy you @passionfruit

[LoneWolf]

@passionfruit do you enjoy being tagged?

[passionfruit]

@LoneWolf

I like pineapple better than passion fruit

i respect your opinion on that

i don’t like pineapples myself

@LoneWolf

do you enjoy being tagged?

meh

on threads in general yes, for something like this it just drowns out my notifications

[passionfruit]

@LoneWolf

I’m determined to annoy ya

good luck with that!

[idiot.exe]

@passionfruit

Come on people, let’s try to annoy me, not amuse me!

I’m not replying to the rp

[passionfruit]

@idiot.exe

I’m not replying to the rp

i’ll just brutally murder quarion as an example to everybody

hope that they learn their lesson

[passionfruit]

why is that emoji so creepy?

[idiot.exe]

That’s illegal

And I don’t know, I hate it

[passionfruit]

no it’s clearly :murderous_face: you liar

[passionfruit]

@idiot.exe

I’m not replying to the rp

also you better i will start killing people

[idiot.exe]

Nothing can fix

[passionfruit]

[idiot.exe]

Ok ok-

I need some ideas

[passionfruit]

• run away and start a new life under a new name
• barge in route 1
• barge in route 2
• barge in mystery route three

[idiot.exe]

First option

I’m probably gonna need a team to plan this out, but Quesadilla will most likely go alone through the most obvious route