You really want to go there crusty McDonald’s burger?
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at least I’m better than you, you salty mousepad 
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is no one challenging me you crabby pencil pouchs
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You’re a bloated pack of gum 
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Quit it centipede without legs
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Maybe I will if you stop talking, sweaty sunglasses
You’re all soggy beanbags
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Yes you smelly turtleneck sweater
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You red flipflop 
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Shut up, you rusty crowbar!
come on, stop it you yellow pumpkin
You’re all purple TVs 
Says the wild metal goose
some people are just such unfluffy cats
what a dry pickle jar
god you’re just some underbaked rye bread
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would you shut it you dry turkey potato sniffer?
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oh my god thats such a wet turkey thing to say
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Coming from you? You pink soggy blanket-
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Like you’re one to talk, you dry newspaper
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