Pickup Lines Thread

Lol so here is where you send in your cheesy pickup lines

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Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?

  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

These are from my story:


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I’m not sure if this is a pick-up line, but okay

Guy: Are you mad?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: I have 70 ways of making up to you.
Girl: Which are?
Guy: 1 big hug.
Girl: And the rest?
Guy: 69.

People who don’t get this, you’re too innocent.

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