Question Thread - Ouijaloveletters

[Ouijaloveletters]

Hmmm…favorite book is Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson. Favorite movie…Dumb and Dumber.

[Ouijaloveletters]

@CrazyCaliope

• WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS? THEY’RE BOTH DOGS!
• HOW COME YOU PAY ADDITIONAL TO GET SOMETHING PUT ON YOUR HAMBURGER BUT THEY DON’T TAKE OFF THE PRICE IF YOU GET SOMETHING TAKEN OFF?
• WHY ARE BOTH OF SPONGEBOB’S PARENTS ROUND LIKE SEA SPONGES WHILE HE IS SQUARE?
• IF THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING, WHAT IS IT EXPANDING INTO?
• HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT IF YOU REARRANGED THE LETTERS IN MOTHER IN LAW, THEY COME OUT AS WOMAN HITLER?

Uh…brain short circuits Maybe because Goofy was raised differently?
Hmmmm, I’m not sure.
Genetics. I’ve seen kids with red hair where no one else in their family had it.
A black hole.
gulps

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@CrazyCaliope

• WHEN DOG FOOD IS NEW AND IMPROVED TASTING, WHO TESTS IT?
• WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT THIS SIDE UP FACE DOWN WHILE POPPING MICROWAVE POPCORN?
• WHY DO YOUR FEET SMELL AND YOUR NOSE RUNS?
• IF QUIZZES ARE QUIZZICAL THEN WHAT ARE TESTS? (SMIRK)
• IF HEAT RISES, THEN SHOULDN’T HELL BE COLD?

There’s actually a job. Unfortunately, humans do it.
The world explodes.
Um…good question.
…testicle
Well, there’s fire in Hell…I think.

[CrazyCaliope]

@Ouijaloveletters

Well, there’s fire in Hell…I think.

Yes, exactly. But heat rises up, so shouldn’t heaven and hell be switched?

[Ouijaloveletters]

rubs back of neck You do have a point. Also…

You’re welcome.

[CrazyCaliope]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! I love this sooo much!

[Ouijaloveletters]

Yeah, I was born in Michigan. Never been to Hell, but I want to.

[CrazyCaliope]

You want to?

[Ouijaloveletters]

Yep.