It was good 
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I can xD but it’s in Slovak language and slang so not even translator would help ya xD
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Perfect answer.
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I’m sure I’ll get back in the habit of being evil now that you’re back!
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@TessS Can you share and translate it into English—no, Groot
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Hope so xD
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Okay, give me a couple of mins xDDD
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This is from second chapter, MC perspective xD
My head hurts. Luckily, today is Saturday so I dont have to get my ass to the facility called school. I stood up from my bed, my head started spinning and I immidiately fell back on it.
How much did I even drink yesterday? I started scanning the room until my eyes laid on half empty vodka bottle.
Well, this headache wont go away so soon.
I stumbled to the bathroom and looked into the mirror. Messy hair, smudged eyeliner, swollen eyes and bags under them.
Ugh, I should have at least removed my make up. Now I look like a zombie.
I took a cold shower, removed the messy make up and put my hair in a messy bun.
“Good morning.” I greeted my mom in the kitchen.
“Morning.”
“Whats for breakfast?” I asked.
“Look into the fridge, maybe you will find something, I have a dance class.” she replied and left.
Typical. I would like my mother to be more “motherly” type. Because she is in fact the total opposite. We are hungry? We should cook something. Our clothes needs to be washed? I dont let her come anywhere near washing mashine since she colored my white shirt to grey.
I looked into the fridge.Hmm… Moldy cheese, fancy. I looked at the packing. Eidam… Well I have a feeling this cheese got moldy in our fridge.
Ew!
I spitted it out and opened the fridge. Again. Oh! A tangerine!
Rotten one. I give up.
I took out my brick (phone) and called my best friend.
“Hey Izz, wanna go out? I need to get out of here.”
For the ones who are braver, this is the ending from one of the guys perspective xD
I was woken up by a sudden scream.
“No, please, Will!” Caroline screamed. Yes, Will Smith xD
“You know I need to do this. You didnt pay for your visa!” A male voice said. I quietly went down and saw Caroline standing there, looking all defensive. She was hiding behind the stairs so I couldnt see the other person.
“Please no, the love of my life is living here! I dont want to leave him.”
“But I have to deport you.” The male voice said.
I took all my courage and peeked out.
What the actual hell.
Will Smith, in black suit, in my living room. He was holding some sort of gun.
“Thats the new type?” Caroline asked and pointed at the gun.
“Yeah, it will deport you to your home planet painlessly.” Will Smith said.
“No, please! I promise I will pay you in a week! I will convince my boyfriend to lend me some money.”
“No way in hell!” I couldnt keep quiet anymore.
Will looked at me, surprised and moved me behind him.
“Please, dont do this.” Caroline kept begging.
“Caroline, transform to your original form now, otherwise you will be pernamently banned from visiting this planet!”
I must have looked like a complete retard. Hell, I even felt like one. I had no idea what are they on about.
“Is this some kind of prank?”
Right after I said this, the skin of the woman I slept with (ew!) fell down, and some sort of purple monster , with three eyes and no teeth was behing it. I was standing there, completely shocked.
“Okay, get ready.” Will said and pointed the gun at her. Soft blue light covered the monster and then, just like that, it disappeared.
xDDD hope you enjoyed
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Lmao. Amazing
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You post fanfic and yet I don’t get to hear your voice?
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XD the ending was just a way to get one antagonist of the way and my young self has just watched men in black and thought it was a brilliant idea xDDD
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I told you, when I will be drunk xDDD next drinking game maybe, if it will get me drunk enough xD
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You’re going to have people start protesting Will Smith in your story because he’s deporting the alien
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I will hold you to this!
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