Questions Thread - Eleanor_W-15

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@CrazyCaliope

Why didn’t Noah swat those jerry cottle of glue mosquitoes?

I
Don’t know

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Why whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher hobson’s choice than you talk?

I’m completely lost

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Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out as Gooseberry Pudding Hitler?

I uh-
Are you okay Cali

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Why do we scrub Down and bob squash Up?

I don’t know what these words meannnn

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Can you pipe your eye under water?

Can I what now

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Why be it when two planes almost hit each other it be called a briny “near miss”?

Probably because planes

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Do people with big eyes see at a briny wider range than people with smaller eyes?

I don’t know how eyes work

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What shape be th’ sky?

Spherical

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How did Walt Disney figure out how t’ make people pay t’ stand in lines all day and then come back for more th’ next day?

I guess he was good at marketting

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Ahoy if an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have t’ dissolve their own government?

Yes, it’d be a never ending cycle

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When was the last time a stranger made your day?

A while ago, precovid some rando complimented my bag

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If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?

Nope I wouldn’t be a good mayor

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How old is the oldest cell in your body?

No clue considering how fast they die

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If you were a worm, how long would you be?

6 feet

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If it were possible, would you live on the moon? Why/Why not?

I would because then I could be a moon

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What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?

In Kung Fu Panda when the tortoise guy floats away on cherry blossoms
I love that scene now but as a child it scrd me

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What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?

Leave home and sneak into places

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If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?

Chicken wings, chicken thighs, chicken breast, chicken kiev

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Give me the names of 3 objects or things you love most and why?

Nemo - because he’s cute and helps me sleep
My switch - because it helps pass the time
My phone - because I can talk to my frens

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If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?

I’d stay exactly where I am and call myself Crazy Calinope

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What is your favorite smell?

After rain smell

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What’s something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?

be in a talent show

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If you could start a collection of one thing, what would it be?

Badges

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What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?

famous artist
Hmm
Maybe Van Gogh Idk

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If you don’t know the words to a song do you improvise?

I usually just go “badabanababada” to the tune