Questions Thread - idiot.exe

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If you could build anything you want, what would it be?

Time machine

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Would you eat a person if you really had to?

Wait, you don’t have to?

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If you could live forever, what would you do?

Assemble an immortal vampire cult

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On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite color?

X, it’s a very nice color imo

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If a strand of spaghetti accidentally went out of your nose, would you sniff it back or pull it out with your fingers?

Pull it out and put in in my eye socket instead

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Favorite thread?

The legendary tmfpw6 you will be missed

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Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top or bottom?

Middle

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Milk before cereals, or cereals before milk?

Milk first

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What is something your parents or friends would warn me about you?

That I’m really shy

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What gives you the right?

The right to have a right

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Can I see your browser history?

Discourse does this thing where

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• How do you hang your toilet paper at home, over or under?
• What is the closest you’ve ever come to dying?
• What is your third favorite planet?
• When you shower, what’s the first thing you wash?
• If you were to die tomorrow, why not today?
• What kind of cult would you like to start?
• Who do you think would win, Superman or Goku?

12. I don’t hang it
13. Almost ran over by a car… Thrice
14. Uranus
15. Hair
16. Because this
17. I’ve already started most of the cults I had in mind, but I still haven’t started the INTP cult
18. Goku

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• If you were given the chance to change your name, what would your new name be?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?
• What is the largest animal do you think you can beat with your bare hands?
• Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?
• What would you not name your kids?
• If you could do anything to me without me complaining or anything, what would it be?

19. Chad
20. Yes
21. Don’t remember atm
22. I don’t wanna fight an animal
23. Long term
24. Something stupid like Ocean, River, Breeze
25. Sign you up for question star

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• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• How many skeletons are in your closet?
• If you could make a rule for a day and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
• What’s the most useless talent you have?
• What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
• What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
• How often do you poop?
• What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing by a stranger on the street?

26. To also help
27. Yes
28. Worship spoons
29. Bend my thumb backwards
30. My brother’s annoying toy
31. Eat junk food
32. Idk, I don’t keep track
33. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND YOU, STAND STILL, I HAVE TO COLLECT YOUR BOUNTY

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• What do you like to do when you really don’t feel like doing anything at all?
• So uh…do u think this are my final questions?
• How do you plan to commit the perfect crime?
• What is your favorite joke?
• What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
• Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?
• What’s your life’s theme song?

34. Sleep or go online
35. No
36. Yes
37. Answered
38. Answered
39. Answered
40. Answered