We are now gonna play the text message gameeeee (for both). I’ll send you something that someone might send you and respond like you would (text back).
“Send nudes”
received nudes like a picture was sent to you with 0 context
“What are you wearing right now?”
“Hey Sexy”
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet. I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“Hey, I was writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you?”
“Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
Wouldn’t say they screwed up things but if I’m fake couldn’t you at least give me some cool ass superpowers? Shapeshifting, laser beams from the eyes? Nothing? Lame bro
Ask lots of questions
Get wasted
I’m alright with that I guess
Yeah definitely. Not being created at all sounds lame
Well at least that makes us siblings in a very weird twisted way but still siblings
Couldn’t you have made him less annoying? sigh
Does that make them related?
How has the same person created both Anna and Jordan he is basically an angel, Anna could never.
Interesting…
So sadie is the angels and Delilah is the demons like heaven and hell shiz or how does this work
Who are those people? Why have you created us? Is there anyone else we’re related to(like our creator made them thing)?
Are you guys mental how do you come up with those crazy ass lives I swear y’all need therapy ASAP
Neither ngl. There was this time I went shopping and was spotted by a super annoying journalist dude. Let’s say playing hide and seek around the mall is lowkey fun
I have yes, it’s actually nice
Just answered that lmao. But it happened in general more times, mostly with regular people and not reporters
Yes
Do people still do that? Autographs are so pointless what
Like three times more than Theo, does too many still count or is that an understatement
Several
I do yes
Not really no…
In the street? No, on social media though… yeah I’m kinda guilty
Treat people the way you want to be treated
Just trust your guts.
You only live once, don’t let fear stop you from expressing how you feel.
You do not need a partner in order to be happy. The only person that can make you happy is yourself
The summer I learned how to surf
Vacation!
Not sure
Neither
My surf board and a camera
A Swiss Army knife and a ton of salt
Haven’t fully figured that out yet
He’a a cool guy I guess. Needs to loosen up a bit
I love my job, so don’t know really.
I have one job and I haven’t really had any others before… but in this job I’ll say there was one time I did a shoot for some shop and it just looked so bad I felt like I’m being dressed for a colour blind grandma’s Saturday Morning bridge brunch tea party thing
Snape’s death on Harry Potter, don’t know why but it’s just so sad
The scene in shrek where the princesses attack the guards. So savage
Sympathy and all of that I guess?
What do you mean how do I relate? I just do
As someone with an unplanned kid, think of the potential future child that might come out of it, if their life would be miserable because you’re not ready or fit to be a parent, keep your eyes up on contraception