it wouldn’t be as enjoyable, but i’m willing to do it as long as he dies
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Okêj! 
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i can use my talking donkey powers to push him to you guys then we can tackle him to the ground and then we can decide what to do with him from there
Yeah, good point, but i do want him to suffer a bit! 
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yes, we can put him and fiona in her tower
what about lord farquaad?
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Yeah, the tower would be a simple solution!
Hmmm really good question… what do u think?
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he hasn’t caused much trouble atm, but he could be used for a torture device for fiona and matt?
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Oh yeah! That’s a good way to use him!
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he did get eaten by the dragon in REAL LIFE but we’re not talking about that. 
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Nah no worries, we’ll just time travel
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oh yeah, simple
why didn’t i think of that 
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Kinda yeah… well it tends to slip my mind sometimes too, so it’s ok. 
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time travel could solve everything, we could make shrek not meet fiona or matt and we’d live happily ever after with him
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What the fuu- I didn’t even think of that! That’s amazing!!
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we could go back in time, but i’d rather see and kill matt
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That’s also true… we can travel back kill get rid of fi0na, and then travel back and kill deal with matt
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yess!
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let’s ask disco
even though it’s a snake
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@discobot fortune
Will we kill matt successfully?
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Without a doubt
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