Shrek Is love, Shrek Is life, Shrek is a god and i’m his wife 🧅💚✨

Now what, we beat Fiona and Matt

I’m hiding, let me be

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we need to think of their torture weapons

e.g lord farquaad

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Lord far quad it is

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Simple… we make the donkey do it

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for matt, i’m going to include some footage of me playing wii tennis and losing every time

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Or footage of matt losing :smiling_imp:

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We can’t do that to donkey

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oh yes :smirk:

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yeah donkey is a good one :crossed_fingers:t4:

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but the real question

whos gonna have shrek after we kill fiona and matt??

personally, I think it should be me, as today i plan on watching all 4 movies and everything about me is just so shrekkish.

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You plan? HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED ALL OF THEM ALREADY?

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are you mad??!! that’s basically IS a sin! i could never do that to shrek :sob:! i’m re- watching them because shrek is love shrek is life :heart_eyes::sob:

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Shrek is god and he’s my wife :heart_eyes:

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:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes: how can someone be so perfect :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes: i’m obsessed with him!!!
:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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Ikr :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

DON’T DISTRACT ME, WE HAVE TO SETTLE THE BATTLE ONCE AND FOR ALL

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okok

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but how??

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:spoon:

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a spoon?

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A weapon

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