Shrek Is love, Shrek Is life, Shrek is a god and i’m his wife 🧅💚✨

no!! :fearful:

i’m saying that if you want me to use to disco to decide, then I won’t do it.

in fact, let me just ring shrek right now

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Can I have his number? :heart_eyes:

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Tell him i love him… i live for him…

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Yes!! :rage:

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GIMME HIS PHONEE !! :sob::sob::sob:

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I’ll ask him hold on

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Tell him I’d give him my onion stash :hot_face:

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he said he has to peel some onions so maybe later

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fi0na can actually got rot or some sh*t :woman_facepalming:t3:

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drown in shreks swamp bath

actually no she cannot go near him

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he says that he cannot as he is peeling onions then he’s going to donkeys

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Exactly… she can jump off some cliff far faaar away from shrekie peckie

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Ahhh … tell him to hmu later ! :flushed::raised_hands:t3:

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You want shrek to bathe in Fiona’s remains?

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nicely done

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that’s why i said

:clap:t4:

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will do!

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should i tell him about fiona?

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He’s already with matt, no need

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Hmm, depends on what!

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