Talk Like A Pirate Thread

Ahoy!Friend, thanks fer th’ tag.

How are ye ?

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I be great. I plundered a villiage jus’ now ‘n am jus’ sailin’ away. How are ye?

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Great! Ye see I fought th’ sea monster on me way but I be ok.

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Wha’ was th’ creature, was it a sea serpent?

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T’ be honest I 'ave no idea, ‘twas bigger than a sea serpent! Holy was I scared but I managed t’ defeat it ‘n loot th’ gold it had inside its mouth.

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Blow me down! A lucky escape, but wha’ was th’ gold inside 'tis mouth?

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Ah aye! Th’ loot inside its mouth were jewels 'n doubloons- God, thar were many doubloons 'n jewels inside thar.

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But where in th’ mouth was it kept? Why in th’ mouth 'n nah in its stomach?

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That be a thin’ I can nah answer dear heartie o’ mine.

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But I thought ye loot th’ gold, so tellin’ me won’t matter, as 'tis no longer they. Am I nah right?

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Fine,fine. ‘twas kept in th’ mouth ‘n nah th’ stomach t’ protect it.

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Cuttin open the stomach be messy, aye?

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Aye mighty messy! it smelled disgustin’ too but oh, well at least I got th’ boo

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Aye, ye did, at least. Wha’ are ye ‘n Captain Ouija plannin’ now?

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reckon we might sail 'n look fer new land.

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I say that’s a good idea, we’ve been on this ship fer way too long.

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True, true. We ‘ave been sailin’ fer quite so long I can nah feel me feets.

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I hav’ splinters in my keister. It’s drivin me crazy.

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Ouch! That sure must hurt, lucky I managed t’ avoid th’ evil splinters.

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'Tis thread 'ight be helpf’l for te Cloud 'ove RP…

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