The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[CrazyCaliope]

@SpookySherry

edit: i’m not sure if i’m allowed to submit from the anonymous confessions?? or does it have to be from the public ones?

That’s fine, people wrote them for the public eye and we don’t know who posted them anyway, aside from Secretz publishing them.

[CerealKiller]

@Secretz

bye felicia.

Iconic? Iconic.

[anon68003072]

@Secretz

Went to my fridge to get a snack but you weren’t in there @Eleanor_w-15 how rude

Ahem

[CerealKiller]

How rude

[Ouijaloveletters]

@anon68003072

1499

I Eat Pasta for Breakfast is rad. Lazari!

Idk what the last word means

@ChaoticDeluge

It’s a creepypasta thing.

Or a landlord agency in London. Take your pick

@CerealKiller

@ChaoticDeluge

landlord agency in London

@anon68003072

OH THAT LAZARI

@Ouijaloveletters

Creepypasta thing. It was me.

@Ouijaloveletters

Cute little demon child that kinda looks like Sally

@CerealKiller

@Ouijaloveletters

Sally.

Read that as Shelly at first
And I was like wait what- well yeah I am a demon child

@Ouijaloveletters

No, Sally’s a ghost.

@Ouijaloveletters

You meant Lazari, right? Because the I Eat Pasta for Breakfast landlord agency is just weird.

This. Just…this.

[Ouijaloveletters]

I hope is not too long…

[Ouijaloveletters]

Bruh, I just posted that!

[CrazyCaliope]

This one might be a bit long for a instagram square post.

[CerealKiller]

@Secretz

#2478

I get ignored. I should have been named Terms & Conditions.

How could I forget this one

[Ouijaloveletters]

Ok. That’s what I thought. No worries. @CerealKiller beat me to it anyway.

[CerealKiller]

[CrazyCaliope]

Okay, Shelly, you might wanna slow down and let some others post, 'cause remember that we only get a 20-option poll limit.

[Ouijaloveletters]

Lol, it’s fine! I’m happy someone else liked it.

[CerealKiller]

I already stopped and then I remembered another one
Imma stop now tho

[CrazyCaliope]

(wink) Thank you for all the quotes though.

[Rose]

@Secretz

#2980

Fly like a bird, my child

@AS007

and crap on everyone’s windows

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@Secretz

Madonna was 55 when she dated a 22 year old. JLo was 43 when she dated a 26 year old.

Don’t worry if you are not dating. He or she might not be born yet.

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@anon68003072

#152

Story time!!!

When my little sister was 3 ish, she used to drink so much milk that her poop was white. And when she went in the bath, she’d just pop and they would float around like white blobs.

She would wait until the parent looked away then hide them behind the shampoo bottles.

So when my dad came and used the bath later, he would reach behind the shampoo bottles to grab the ‘soap’.

If you are smart, you will know what the ‘soap’ actually was

[Ouijaloveletters]

Oh my god!

[CerealKiller]

Oh god the blobs-

[Divcp]

@CerealKiller

@Secretz

bye felicia.

Iconic? Iconic.

OMG YES SO ICONIC

[Nemesis]

But would people on Instagram get those inside jokes?