The Last Post Wins!

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iwin

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@HarryPotterFan, @BamItsSam, and I are offended.

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You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said it was an egg.

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Wait what

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Is Humpty Dumpty really an egg? :thinking:

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It’s an omlete :nerd_face:

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He’s a rock

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Why would the king’s men put an omelette back together though :joy:

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idkkkkkkk

IT’S AN OMLETE

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Eats it

i wanna eat an omelet

Omelet. Omelette. WHICH IS CORRECT AAAAAHHH

What

omelette

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Actually, Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It was mounted on the top of a wall and fell over the edge, smashing to pieces. And all the horses obviously couldn’t fix it because they’re fecking horses. The men couldn’t because they didn’t know how to put a cannon back together.

It never got fixed

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