nooo i don’t care that much about your wrong tastes in bread
Why wasn’t I invited
me
Because you didn’t go to my school
Excuses
Of course I did
No you didn’t wish you did though but you probably wouldn’t have hung out with me
You’d intimidate me
But I’d annoy you too much
I was a weird kid
How would I intimidate you?
Same
Because you’re taller than me and goth (And pretty)
I had neither of those in my class
I didn’t look goth in school but I could always squat down for you?
You’re not that much taller you don’t need to squat
Okay I would anyway I squatted alot in high school
You do you
I’ll be my shorter annoying self
Ok…
- Ketchup.
- Mayonnaise.
- Mustard.
- Ranch dressing.
- Blue cheese.
- Canned tuna.
- Oysters.
- Snails.
- Pork.
- Steak.
- Ham.
- Bacon.
- Cabbage.
- Brussels sprouts.
- Zucchini.
- Spinach.
- Eggplant.
- Mushrooms.
- Pickles.
- Oranges.
- Watermelon.
- Banana.
- Pineapple.
- Grapefruit.
- Sourdough bread.
- I will never, ever eat eggs.
- Milk.
- Peanut butter.
- White chocolate.
- Yoghurt.
- Nutella.
WHATTTTT?
Mayo, soy sauce, blue cheese, raw fish, cooked fish, canned tuna, oysters. snails, beef, steak, ham, tofu, eggplant, mushrooms, banana, pineapple, coconut, raisins, peanut butter, dark chocolate, yogurt