You can keep a pet goat! Imma go buy a goat and keep it in the – I just realized I live in a place with no yard.
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They jump on everything and poo everywhere…
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So do babies and people like babies.
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Speak for yo damn self
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You dont like babies! You monster, well you did say you would stake a two year old so… im not suprised
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I love kids!
I would just stake them in a heartbeat because they are evil.
Also I’d only deal with baby poop if it’s my baby. Otherwise they can fend for themselves. And I know they can, you seen babies swim? It’s crazy
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How is this related to goats?
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Shh. Goats are so cool.
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It was, once upon a dream
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Hahaha yeah, I dont like babies either. 
Kittens on the other hand… yes. But they poo in a box 
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Diapers are basically a box!
Imma call CPS if you ever have kids… It is illegal to stake people ya know that, right.
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It so isn’t. Not if they’re evil spawns of Satan
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Yes, I’m not worried about baby poo. Just goat poo.
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I. I honestly dont know what to say to that.
But goat poop is just little pellets! I think
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Ok, my cousins had a goat and it would jump on everything in their yard… you would find poo on top of their car!
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Billy goat? Mountain goat? 
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Car decor duh. Only the most refined of people have Goat poo on their cars.
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That is so adorable! Omg the sweaters make it priceless!
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Eh? Did I just read the title correctly?
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