Mirror, mirror on the wall,
I’ll get up every time I fall.
Walk or run or on ground I crawl,
I’ll set my goals, then achieve them all.

Some facts about me:

1. Some day, I am gonna eye roll myself into another dimension.

2. My death will probably be caused because of being sarcastic at the wrong time.

3. You order me to not do something, then you’ll watch me do it twice and take picture.

4. I am not crazy. I am just mentally hilarious.

5. I am made of 59 kilograms worth of sassiness and self love. I am just special in that way.

6. If I say ‘first of all’, run away because I have prepared research, charts and data on you and I will destroy you.

7. A smart girl knows her limits. A wise one like me knows I have none.

8. If I seemed like I don’t care, I am sorry. It is just that I simply do not give two shits about anything at all.