First thing’s first: I hate baby shark with a burning passion. But truth or dare exists, so here we go:
- It’s repetitive.
- it’s about sharks.
- It’s catchy.
- it reminds me of a dog barking and never shutting up.
- It’s a song for children.
- It’s fascinating in a horrible way.
- I can never get it out of my head.
- It reminds me of babies.
- It makes me want to smash my head with a large, blunt object.
- It doesn’t make any sense.
- The people who created it made money.
- It’s like inhaling the smell of the devil’s armpits.
- It makes me want to vomit.
- It’s annoying.
- It rambles on and on about a family of sharks.
- The sharks should just die.
- This is awful.
- It’s stupid.
- Baby sharks don’t say “doo doo doo doo doo doo”, and it sounds terrible.