20 Reasons Why I Love Baby Shark

First thing’s first: I hate baby shark with a burning passion. But truth or dare exists, so here we go:

  1. It’s repetitive.
  2. it’s about sharks.
  3. It’s catchy.
  4. it reminds me of a dog barking and never shutting up.
  5. It’s a song for children.
  6. It’s fascinating in a horrible way.
  7. I can never get it out of my head.
  8. It reminds me of babies.
  9. It makes me want to smash my head with a large, blunt object.
  10. It doesn’t make any sense.
  11. The people who created it made money.
  12. It’s like inhaling the smell of the devil’s armpits.
  13. It makes me want to vomit.
  14. It’s annoying.
  15. It rambles on and on about a family of sharks.
  16. The sharks should just die.
  17. This is awful.
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  19. It’s stupid.
  20. Baby sharks don’t say “doo doo doo doo doo doo”, and it sounds terrible.
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Ok, this has gone too far.

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I love that song :shark: :shark: :shark::shark::shark::shark::shark::shark::shark:

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Lol.

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Oh come on I love baby shark…I am obsessed with it :eyes::joy:

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It’s still stuck in my head, mate.

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Baaa–
Byyy—

Shark do do do do do

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Mama

Shark do do do do do do
Mama shark do do do do

Mama shark

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Daddy

Shark do do do do do do
Daddy shark do do do do

Daddy shark

No.

You’re the one who made this thread?

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Baby shark keeps the little monster happy

I don’t like it but if I can get an hour of peace to do house work then I am happy

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It was a dare.

Of course I know it was a dare.

But you made the thread, so you should be responsible for it.

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Closed. Because baby shark is a horrible song.