I have a confession to make —
I. HATE. ROSES!!!
Reasons why I hate them —
- They have thorns.
- They come in different colors.
- They’re flowers.
- They do photosynthesis.
- They’re autotrophs.
- They look weird.
- They were discovered in 1600 BC.
- They’re edible.
- They are always used on Valentine’s Day.
- Their scientific name is Rosa.
- They symbolize love and some other stuff.
- They smell weird.
- They’re stupid.
- They’re common.
- People love them. I hate people.
- People like to throw them.
- They don’t have magic powers.
- They aren’t human.
- They’ve never had pasta. ()
- They’ve never had chocolate.
- They’re boring.
DISCLAIMER: This was a dare, I don’t actually hate roses lol. Because if I did, why TH would my username be “Rose”?