21 reasons why I hate roses 🌹 😡

I have a confession to make —

I. HATE. ROSES!!! :rose: :rage:



Reasons why I hate them —

  1. They have thorns.
  2. They come in different colors.
  3. They’re flowers.
  4. They do photosynthesis.
  5. They’re autotrophs.
  6. They look weird.
  7. They were discovered in 1600 BC.
  8. They’re edible.
  9. They are always used on Valentine’s Day.
  10. Their scientific name is Rosa.
  11. They symbolize love and some other stuff.
  12. They smell weird.
  13. They’re stupid.
  14. They’re common.
  15. People love them. I hate people.
  16. People like to throw them.
  17. They don’t have magic powers.
  18. They aren’t human.
  19. They’ve never had pasta. (:joy:)
  20. They’ve never had chocolate.
  21. They’re boring.

DISCLAIMER: This was a dare, I don’t actually hate roses lol. Because if I did, why TH would my username be “Rose”? :upside_down_face:

@Duckling

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:scream::rose::broken_heart::eyes::sparkles:

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Such a plot twist :scream:

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:joy:

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Omg this made me laugh :joy::joy::joy: at first I believed it

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I didn’t even look at the username of the original post before I read the last part! These dares are starting to get funny! :joy:

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Lol :joy:

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I wonder what the next dare will be!

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Cause the dare has been fulfilled.