Hmm…
Let’s start with Reason One,
There’s no why to why I’m not 6. I am 6 years old.
Reason Two,
I’m not 6 because I am 6 years old. But if you insist on me not being 6 years old, well… I don’t really care.
Reason Three to why I’m not 6.
Should I be 5??
Reason four,
Reading this topic made by a 6 year old should be boring so you’re welcome to go to other threads instead of being here reading whatever this is and
I’m not 6 因为所以必有道理 不告诉你。你又能如何?
Reason 5,
Pls look at reason One.
Reason 6,
Reason 6 is reason 5 aka reason 1.
Reason 7,
this is ridiculous. there is no reason why I’m not 6.I am 6 because I say so.
Reason 8,
Reason eight is the same reason as the above reason.
Reason 9,
I’m not 6 because I don’t have the mind of a six year old?
Reason 10,
Pls go back to reason 4, thank you very much.
Reason 11,
The reason I’m not 6 is because I am actually…
For more info, pls read reason 20.
Reason 12,
Actually, what’s so Bad about 6? 若有问题, 请出门右拐。
Reason twelve,
I’m not 6 because this is a lie
Reason thirteen,
If I’m not 6, there would be a garden in my house.
Reason fourteen,
ㄌㄞˊ_ㄎㄢˋ?
Reason fifteen,
The reason I’m not 6 is because I’m actually 2, which would be totally not true.
Reason sixteen to eighteen,
I’m 6
Reason 19
Refer to reason 20
Six and three months old
Reason 21-25
Figure it out yourself.
Okay bye!
Btw this is just another dare by none other than…well make a guess.