25 reasons why I'm not 6

Hmm…
Let’s start with Reason One,
There’s no why to why I’m not 6. I am 6 years old.
Reason Two,
I’m not 6 because I am 6 years old. But if you insist on me not being 6 years old, well… I don’t really care.
Reason Three to why I’m not 6.
Should I be 5??
Reason four,
Reading this topic made by a 6 year old should be boring so you’re welcome to go to other threads instead of being here reading whatever this is and
I’m not 6 因为所以必有道理 不告诉你。你又能如何?
Reason 5,
Pls look at reason One.
Reason 6,
Reason 6 is reason 5 aka reason 1.
Reason 7,
this is ridiculous. there is no reason why I’m not 6.I am 6 because I say so.
Reason 8,
Reason eight is the same reason as the above reason.
Reason 9,
I’m not 6 because I don’t have the mind of a six year old?
Reason 10,
Pls go back to reason 4, thank you very much.
Reason 11,
The reason I’m not 6 is because I am actually…
For more info, pls read reason 20.
Reason 12,
Actually, what’s so Bad about 6? 若有问题, 请出门右拐。
Reason twelve,
I’m not 6 because this is a lie
Reason thirteen,
If I’m not 6, there would be a garden in my house.
Reason fourteen,
ㄌㄞˊ_ㄎㄢˋ?
Reason fifteen,
The reason I’m not 6 is because I’m actually 2, which would be totally not true.
Reason sixteen to eighteen,
I’m 6
Reason 19
Refer to reason 20
Six and three months old
Reason 21-25
Figure it out yourself.

Okay bye!
Btw this is just another dare by none other than…well make a guess.

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Nice. :orange_heart:

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I accidentally saved the post before finishing it xd

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:joy:

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Are you sure that you aren’t 6? :eyes::sparkles:

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I knew this was a dare when I saw it :joy:

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shoutout to those born on 06.06.2006 who turned 6 in 2012… Since we’re talking about being 6 :eyes:

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I’m still not convinced :mag::eyes:

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I know for a fact you’re not six. You were six last year. You’re seven now. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I turned 6 in 2009 :eyes:

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This is gold.

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:skull:

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Literally every math book

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True.

So you will turn/turned 16 this year? :eyes::sparkles:

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Yee, I already turned 16 :DDD

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Late congratulations :rose:

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Ty! :rose:

No I am definitely not sure

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I am 6
Till death and so on

Write that upon my grave (if I even have one)