Anonymous Confessions 2.0 🤐

[Nemesis]

Many people say that actually…

@viiel.x: How about jumping into cornfLAKEs as a spoon? Or snowfLAKEs?

[viiel.x]

I’ll make sure not to flake on that

[viiel.x]

Woah @anonymous pls pay plane ticket

[Nemesis]

Sea you later, then.

[CerealKiller]

Well geez thanks

[Mouschi]

👀👀👀 Adressing an old confession, ignore if you wish

Not trying to bash this person here but, this confession has been circulating for far too long in my brain and I can’t deal with that anymore -

@Secretz

I know you won’t talk to me, but can you message me Mouschi? ik you hate me

Why? Just why? I don’t know who you are, how am I supposed to PM you? Why couldn’t you be the civilized one and approach me face to face instead of sending me this? I don’t care if you have a problem with me, but I’ll gladly listen to you if you approached me first. What do you get out of sending me this? Satisfaction that you just ruined my morning with your nonsense? Satisifaction that others might look at me differently? I honestly don’t know why you would send this to me when you could’ve just talked to me.

[Nemesis]

You can always talk to me, and maybe @Rainbow and I could revive the idea of a Cat Club with @passionfruit, @celestialkitten and you.
(Because the Black Panther is my heraldic animal of choice, let us ignore my allergy for now. )

[viiel.x]

There is a cat cult and cat badge

[Nemesis]

True, I already got the badge.

[Nil]

REVIVE THE CATS

[viiel.x]

Wth

What kind of idiot sends an anonymous confession asking someone to PM them-

[Nemesis]

Our internet provider when we phoned them that the internet was too slow to do anything: We will send you a mail with advice. Hello, I just said that the internet won’t work, could you phone us again? Uhhh, we normally don’t do that…

[TheDancingFryer]

@viiel.x

But please specify the lake

I would like to know as well

[Nemesis]

You would like to know a well? A wishing-well, maybe?

[AS007]

It’s funny when these trolls only say “jump in a lake”. At least be creative with your threats. What if that person is not living near a lake?

[katabasis]

Bruh why are people hating on the Utensil Cult, I love the members I wanted to join but I have so much on my plate You guys rock

[SpookySherry]

Exactly. Why would they exclude the cliff? Why not a plane? How about a lion?!

[Soleil]

@AS007

jump in a lake

I’d do this willingly

[AS007]

True. Utensils are amazing

[TheDancingFryer]

who says I haven’t already done it