Anonymous Confessions 2.0 🤐

[idiot.exe]

I’m actually good at math take THAT i am so good i cn calculate 1+1 in my sleep

Don’t believe me?? Haters say it’s photoshop Wanna try me??

[Secretz]

@idiot.exe

i cn calculate 1+1 in my sleep

Teach me

[SpookySherry]

@idiot.exe

Don’t believe me?? Haters say it’s photoshop Wanna try me??

1+1=11

[idiot.exe]

OK DID YOU JUST CHALLENGE ME

[SpookySherry]

maybe

[idiot.exe]

What’s 1+2 trick question

[SpookySherry]

12.0

[idiot.exe]

Where’d .0 come from??

Anyways off topic, here’s my anonymous confession:

2#790

[Color]Hi

[SpookySherry]

@idiot.exe

Where’d .0 come from??

My IQ

[SnowyStar]

@Secretz

The name of water in binary molecular compound form is Dihydrogen monoxide.

Or you could’ve just simply said H2O because naming molecular compounds is a hassle

[SnowyStar]

@Secretz

The name of water in binary molecular compound form is Dihydrogen monoxide.

Such amazing discovery btw!!! Life-changing

[idiot.exe]

First you steal my math genius title and now you steal my IQ test score???

[SnowyStar]

From now on, when I ask for water on restaurants, I’ll tell the the waiter that “Can I please have a glass of dihydrogen monoxide”?

[SpookySherry]

SMH SM

[TheDancingFryer]

stop going off topic

[TheDancingFryer]

@Divcp

WELCOMEE TO TEH FORUMS DRYA, HOPE YOU WILL LIEK IT HERE

OMG THANK YOU DIV

@Secretz

Have you ever made out with someone in the washroom-

uh no-

[SnowyStar]

@Secretz

Why do people of today flex so much when they say they aren’t good in Math? Is this a trend? I find it stupid.

Since when was this a “flex” in the first place? Not everyone is good in Math, and it’s perfectly normal for people to express their their thoughts about. Just because they’re saying it upfront doesn’t always mean that they’re flexing it.

YOU CANCELING FRED SPOK OF NON-MATH WIZARDS

#NONMATHPROSMATTERTOOYOUKNOW

[anon68003072]

@Secretz

Men call women who don’t shave as disgusting. Well why don’t they think b***jobs to be disgusting.

Interesting take incoming, there is a limit to how much I can say about this outside of the RS but I don’t think b***jobs are disgusting and I also don’t think not shaving is disgusting.

What is disgusting is judging people for what they wanna do with their body or for what they do with their body in their spare time

[SpookySherry]

@Secretz

Well why don’t they think b***jobs to be disgusting.

I didn’t notice this confession, but what someone chooses to do with their body is their choice and this shouldn’t be disgusting. Not shaving isn’t disgusting, choosing to do something for your own satisfaction isn’t disgusting either. It’s no place for others to judge other people, and like @anon68003072 said, its judging other people that makes it disgusting, not what people choose to do with their own life

[RainyDay]

@Secretz

#3891

Welp, when you forgot you and your bf anniversary about 2 or 3 times out of all about 10 of your anniversarys and you’re also the first person he dated that has ever forgotten and even his f*cked up exes remembered , fml.

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They are the past, you are the present.

You don’t have to compare yourself to his exes.

And if anyone compares you to their exes it’s better to just ditch that thing.

I can’t remember our anniversary either lol

@Secretz

#3900

why do I never get a shoutout in these confessions

Shout-out to this random person

@Secretz

#3903

TRIGGER WARNING

My mental health is really at its worst lately. And I don’t dare to talk to anyone about it. Last time I tried, people said I’m just having a pity party or want attention. I just want to be okay, why does nobody understand that?

I’ve had this happen a few times.

Hug pm me if you wanna talk

@Secretz

#3904

black privilege is a thing

Uhhh

Plz explain

@Secretz

#3908

I started off this year thinking I was going to get straight A’s, but now I’m not even straight

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And I oop-

Just gals being pals

@Secretz

#3911

I am jealous that Secretz gets more crush confessions than I do

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Not my fault that I’m a guy in a community mostly with girls.

I’ve never had one lmaooo

Also secrets, wat makes u think they’re all girls?

@Secretz

#3914

So my friend, keeps saying a joke about me which kind of triggered me, and I f*cking cried last night because of it, I feel like I’m overreacting it’s just a joke I shouldn’t cry over it

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I’m really sorry to hear that, if you ended up crying, I think it’s serious and you have to confront the person.

Hug

@Secretz

#3917

Have you ever made out with someone in the washroom-

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No.

I can’t even kiss my significant other…

@Secretz

#3922

Do you ever type a 10 paragraph long confession about your problems just to delete it because it became too obvious who wrote it, so you can just post it openly anyways, so you won’t seem like an attention seeker when you’re just sad? Because same

I hope your day is going better than mine
~ Duckling

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@Duckling

Yup

@Secretz

#3925

I get the same amount of attention like a white crayon gets.

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Don’t worry, this means you live longer.

White crayon is superior