Anonymous Confessions 🀐

70% of the confessions in here: I have a crush on @_____________ the forumer XD

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Lol.

It’s like you wanna confess, but you don’t wanna confess.

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Bored games? :yawning_face: :grin:

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I have a feeling they’re jokes

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#808

Dear #794

I think you need to get your attitude checked.

The fact you tell me to f off when {you?} are telling my friend who they have to be is vile and disgusting.

I won’t be commenting on this again.

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#809

**Mom:** Did you complete your homework?
**Me:** huehuehuehueheuheuhuehuheu
**Mom:** DID YOU COMPLETE YOUR HOMEWORK?!
**Me:** huehuehuehueheuheuhuehuheu
**Mom:** *~ tries to remember if she accidentally dropped her daughter when she was a child ~*
**Me:** huehuehuehueheuheuhuehuheu

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#810

I wish that everyone would stop thinking that just because I tell a lot of jokes, and things rarely offend me, I’m ok with them listing all my flaws all the time,
they always say "take a joke"
but it’s hard to just 'take it’ when they constantly repeat them and call me out for it. applies a lot to the many insecurities that I have.

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#811

Ffs, if you go to the toilet, PLEASE flush it. All the dicks at my workplace CLEARLY don’t understand the flush button is thee for a REASON. Like seriously if I see poop in ONE more toilet I’m going to SCREAAAAaaAaAAMMMMMMM

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#812

If flagging posts was an Olympic sport, the mods on Episode would get gold medals.

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#813

I used to have a crush on my cousin back when i was rly little and didnt understand that that wasnt allowed and i found this guy on tiktok who reminded me of that same cousin and i found him attractive

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#814

Scared Protagonist In Horror Movie: Hello? Is anybody there???

Like, what the hell do you expect? That the ghost would jump outta nowhere and invite you for a tea party?

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#815

It’s weird when I can talk freely with people face-to-face in real life but turn into a stuttering mess once I come face-to-face with them on Skype, Zoom etc.

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#816

The heart attack of your life that you get when you miss the last step of the stairs.

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#817

SUPW -- Some Useful Period Wasted.

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#818

That walk of shame you gotta do when you put back something in the rack because your mom said, "No."

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#819

Me: --has a guy friend--
Mom: OMG YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME HMM????

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#820

Mom: are you okay?
Me: no, I am not okay, I bled a few times, got rammed by a bus, was beaten up by a mafia and sedated with drugs.

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Same to the people at my college! I flush it myself if I’m desperate but it’s gross!

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Is this an Episode story?

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Summary

Someone in the girls bathroomeft loads of tissue soaked with blood and pads all over the stall

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