Are you paranoid about walking under ladders?

[MeghanWrites]

This isn’t a dare thread btw.

So do you have a paranoia of walking under ladders, etc? I look up but I wouldn’t call that paranoid.

[Duckling]

Nope

[StarMaryGoth]

For sureee, i once walked under a ladder and a month later my two grandmas broke their leg and my dad had a heart attack and everything was just-

[Chocolate_Mama]

Nah I legit danced under one to show my friends there was nothing to worry about they freaked tho

[Mysterious_Tea]

I’m terrified of climbing ladders. Thankfully, I rarely need to do this.

[Duckling]

I’m still not paranoid about walking under ladders
Are you paranoid about walking under ladders @ChaoticDeluge?

[ChaoticDeluge]

I am not, no

[Duckling]

But what if it decides to break while you’re walking under it?!

[ChaoticDeluge]

I wouldn’t ‘decide’ to break, ladders don’t have sentience. I probably wouldn’t walk under a ladder that looked rickety and about to fall, but that’s just basic caution in my opinion

[Duckling]

@ChaoticDeluge

ladders don’t have sentience.

How can you be so sure about that?

[ChaoticDeluge]

I can’t be 100% sure of anything, but I know what the evidence points towards. And that’s that they’re inanimate

[Duckling]

This ladder disagrees

[celestialkitten]

It won’t win at this rate

[Duckling]

It’s the only participant in this race, so I think it will win eventually

[SkyWalker]

I don’t think I’ve walked under one
If I have, I’ve forgotten it

[Dying_Dreams]

Nope.

@Duckling

It’s the only participant in this race, so I think it will win eventually

Maybe it’s the only participant because the others already finished?

[Duckling]

Please don’t destroy this ladder’s dreams just because yours are dying

[_haruka]

I’m scared it will fall on top of me, but I don’t worry about the superstition.

[Jass]

Nah, honestly I’m not paranoid about that, I think at least