Henlo! So, we write… obviously. I came across this activity by @anon80318563 where an author must describe their story with only fifteen words, and this reddit something popped up into my mind. I don’t really even know if this goes here, but anyway…
Writers, can you describe your story in the worst way possible?
This is only meant for fun, not to offend people.
Here’s mine:
Girl’s pendant gets lost and broken, so she gets possessed and she’s the exorcist of her own situation.
Oh, this sounds cool!
Let me try describing Miss Understood in the worst way possible:
Spoiled rich twenty-something who doesn’t work nor go to college gets a job at a coffee shop, but quits because the customers get on her nerves. Her parents ship her off to live with her humble relatives and don’t even say goodbye to her. The spoiled girl complains about her new one-bathroom home, tiny closet, and sharing a room with her dorky cousin. She gets a teaching job working at a private school with spoiled brats just like her. The principal is a hateful witch who enables the monsters’ bad behavior. She considers quitting but stays because her cousin is one of her students.
Lolol these are fun! 
Let me give it a try for my 3 novels.
Devil’s Triangle
Small-time singer returns to her hometown, gets embroiled in trouble, and murders start to happen.
https://tapas.io/series/Devils-Triangle/info
Shackles
Empress Dowager is kidnapped, then rescued by a man from her past.
https://tapas.io/series/Shackles/info
Dark Bytes
Short stories packed with action, scifi, dystopia.
https://tapas.io/series/Dark-Bytes/info
The Queen of Freaks
A spoilt brat runs away from home and ends up in messed-up Hogwarts jail.
When I’m Gone
Woman only works up the courage to tell her friend how she feels when she’s probably gonna die
The Good Witch
Girl falls in love with something that washed up out of the sea – not a mermaid
The Bitten
Woman falls in love with a dude who wants to eat her.
Magic emo anarcho-socialist uses the power of friendship to beat up the Devil
That sounds like a My Little Pony Episode
But that just sounds rad. You’re bad at this loogie
Dammit
25 year old fashion designer wannabe has a sister who’s a lawyer that’s recreating cancel culture at a fashion corporation and ends up dead because of the evil wife who wants to be the chairwoman because she’s greedy. So the fashion designer wannabe goes off with another rich woman to get back at that evil villain family for her lawyer sister’s death and marries the gay daughter, then takes over the company and ruins their lives. Oh, and more people die.
MC who’s had a hard life kills the other MC, who’s now a ghost constantly bothering her, because she went nuts after she started to kill people and is super selfish and mean. Then she marries the ghost’s husband and screws up his entire family. Did I mention there’s a director who wants revenge over a boat accident that killed her family and that the ghost’s best friend is related to the husband’s family because her mom wants to be secretive and a 50-something year old emo?
Mine:
A Face In The Glass
A female is in big house and she can’t see face.
Stubborn 21-year old model who’s a whining b-tch and her intelligent, quirky bisexual bestie get kidnapped by a super cute blonde by the name of Peter Pan before being seperated and now forced to play a game of politics and power.
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