this is going to be my new ‘rake’
‘you rake’ = you slag
this is going to be my new ‘rake’
‘you rake’ = you slag
it would have been dramatic for everyone else
he wanted to let his siblings have the fun dramatic experience too, he was being a real brother, didn’t get to spend April fools with them for 4 years so he’s giving them the experience they missed
Drama
Hmmmm
Weell indirectly
He doesn’t know the burdens of being the oldest
EMI NO
Stop running away from your problems
Without getting 2+ people lining up to beat him up
not the vibe dude
not the vibe
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but where’s the fun in that
‘yall thought I was dead didn’t you ha ha ha anyways back to life, love yall’
should’ve done a mental health/stability check first
He should’ve come back on april fools and just texted them “happy april fools haha you fell for it”
And then ghosts them again
he’s actually insane for coming in and sitting down and acting as if nothing happened though
thank you
he’ll remember to this, next time when he lives
'guys I’m leaving for 6 years, no contact again, i’ll come back maybe the Thanksgiving party after 6 years, so how are the vibes for that?"
SICK AND TWISTED
imagine him just blocking all of them after he did that
I think they’ll kick him out
or he could just not leave
MEAN
Emilio crying that he’s homeless but then remembers he’s rich and has 5000 projects coming up again
yeah that is always an option too
maybe
THE SLIPPERS