Blue Royalty: After Reunion Questions Thread (10-20 years after the end of the RP)

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Shorts Series: Bearded Standoff - Aria Universe

Hey kai

again

time to talk

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ess had been surprisingly okay when Kai decided to change his hair. It was longer now, darker, a departure from the perfectly groomed, princely style he used to maintain in high school and, well, as a prince.

1. Do you prefer this new hair, kai?
2. Did you dye your hair? Or… no? what’s going on?

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Back to Kai now; honestly, she kind of loved the look. The tousled hair suited him, made him feel more real and less like the polished person she used to know.

3. does the hair make you feel different?

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. But WHATEVER what happened happened and now they’re here: happy, in love, with Aria and their little baby Toby…

4. How’s life with aria and toby?

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He had paused mid-shave, staring at himself in the mirror, razor in hand. Jess watched his expression in the reflection, the way his eyes narrowed like he was seriously considering something. That was her first mistake—letting him think too much.

5. Why were you thinking too much kai?

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“The beard,” she said firmly, eyeing the half-shaven stubble on his jaw. “It’s not happening, Kai. You’re not a beard guy. You can’t pull it off.”

6. why do you take EVERYTHING like a compitition kai?

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. “Yes, really. Stick to the hair, lumberjack. You’ve already maxed out your hipster points.”

7. okay but jess killed with that comment - don’t you agree?

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Two weeks later, Jess walked into the kitchen and came face-to-face with it. The betrayal. The audacity. The beard.

8. Kai you can’t leave for 2 weeks and come back with a beard. Wtf

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Then he smirked—smirked, the bastard—and said, “You mean this? It’s a beard. You know, like the one you said I couldn’t pull off?”

9. WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING HER

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“Kai, my love, this is not a good look for you.”

listen to your wife, kai

11. is it weird? me calling her your wife?

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But by the fourth night, she’d had enough. Could anyone blame her ? SHE WASN’T A BEARD GIRL. She did not MARRY this man with a beard. The audacity. Where are the divorce papers? Okay not really but it was annoying her.

12. would you shave it if she gave you divorce papers?

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“It’s not just a beard!” she snapped, pointing toward the hallway. “It’s an abomination. A hairy, prickly abomination. You look like bloody big foot. OR THAT FLIPPING MONSTER FROM MONSTER’S INC. So, until it’s gone, so are you.”

13. how was it sleeping by yourself?

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“Hmm… are your pants feeling a little tight darling? I don’t know, almost seems like it’s working… but whatever you say,”

so was it working kai? If she did a little more you think it would have worekd?

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“Well… uh… Mommy snores too much.”

Jess’s jaw dropped. EXCUSE YOU? She almost stood up right there to march into the kitchen and set the record straight, but before she could say a word, Aria’s sweet little voice cut through the silence.
“OHHHHHH, so Mama snoring is what makes all those noises at night in your room!”

How di dthat convo go kai?

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Jess froze. Oh, bloody hell no. He was going to let this get to his ego sooooooo much.

It did go to your head huh

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Kai’s smile widened slightly, and Jess decided she’d had enough.

“Hey, baby,” Jess said, her voice deceptively sweet as she turned to him with a grin. He glanced at her, raising an eyebrow, but before he could say anything, Jess continued, holding out Toby with deliberate ease. “Do you mind holding the baby for a second while I go grab some…cereal?”

YEAH KAI

you remember that? THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A BABY?

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She stopped in front of him, holding the razor out. “You proved your point,” she said, her tone clipped. “Now shave.”

Kai leaned back against the counter, crossing his arms as he studied her. His eyes twinkled with amusement, the smirk now fully formed as he replied,
“Admit I look good first.”

Jess glared at him, the razor still extended between them. “Oh, I’ll admit it,” she said slowly, her voice low and dangerous. “I’ll admit that I’m the one kissing you. I’m the one giving you CHILDREN. So you, Malachi Azure, listen to me.”

NO FR KAI who’S MAKING you children huh?

And you dare fck with her?

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