Hiya Dori
- Sooooooo you just started your honeymoon, thoughts? You’re married to Jess now… don’t you feel… stuck?
- The last time you got married to Jess, she instantly asked for a divorce. I know, HOW RUDE. Has she asked yet? WELL IF YOU KEEP LAUGHING SHE MIGHT DIVORCE YOU.
- So Jess clearly misses your one year old, do you miss her?
- Have you facetimed Shay yet? DOES SHE SEEM TRAMATIZED? HUH?
- Do you really think Shay’s being good?
- Um soo… How many times so far? If you’re not careful, you’ll get your wife pregnant with another little girl named Zoe… just saying
- Did you think Jess was going to change her last name?
- What’s your problem with Mr. Pierce? HUH?
- Thoughts about “Jessica DeLoughrey” now being your wife’s name? Is it weird?
- Does Shay often get cranky when you wake her up?
- WOW you kissed your daughter after she fell asleep and just disappeared? WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT IF NOT ABANDONMENT?
- So was your mom the first choice for babysitting? Why not Elo? And Riker- we all know he wants Shay. Or Andy? He wants Shay too?
- Thoughts about Shay becoming a stripper when she’s older?