Hi dori, did you know while you FCKED around, Jess didn’t sleep with someone else for OVER a year? AND SHE CALLED YOU AFTERWARDS? Okay ignore that last part, that’s strange, but the first part comment on thanks.
How is sex not a morning workout?
“And I’m pretty bloody sure you were the one to say that it doesn’t count? Now come on, drive me to the field? Pretty please? And then you can take my car to the campus gym or whatever and pick me up later?”
“Remind me? Who in their right mind gave you a license?”
“Excuse you, darling, I’m a bloody excellent driver.”
Why are you so mean about her driving
“If I say yes, will you finally forgive me for being late?”
“I’ll consider it.”
“Then go ahead, the rest of Congr of Congratulations is yours”
Dori did you eat the cake Jess brought home?
You said that to Jess?
WHY DO YOU NEVER PICK UP THE FCKING PHONE?
@astxrism
