Hi Dori,
- Do you think Shay’s Really a Gwenius if she can’t spell “Genius”
- Did you think her plan was Genius?
Does she have “amazinglisious” plans?
Do you approve of her calling him “god nugget”?
YOU LET HER EAT SUGAR AFTER A SCARY DREAM? What kind of father are you? A terrible one, clearly.
Go trademark this, dori
Why can’t shay watch mom’s show
How dare you leave your kids for a game?
Don’t you know the nannies are mean?
Double meanings here - do you get it now?
How do you hire these terrible woman?
Your look alike is doing a great job being mean to Jess’ lookalike, don’t worry 
I have to ask - What was going through your mind when you heard your kid scream that from your suitcase?
What were you talking about for soooo long?
Sooo thoughts about your kids being in a suit case for over an hour? I think someone needs to call Child protective services on you…
YOU DIDN’T GIVE HER A DONUT?
WOW ARE YOU LISTENING TO RACY MUSIC?
How dare you
Thoughts about the nanny making out with a boy in your house?
I mean, in retrospect the X-Ray probably would have flagged your bag before any of that happened though xrays can be dangerous for kids so…
let em sleep weirdo