But I’m telling you she’ll be your favorite. Any guesses on who she is?
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Not joking about death. But like don’t you hate her?
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gags ”They go together well. I wouldn’t be surprised.”
benitz786:
Jordan Williams is gonna become suuuuper famous and him and Jezebel we gonna break up
”Okay? I don’t really care that much. That’s bad? Is that what I’m supposed to say?”
benitz786:
Jessica Pierce is going to die in a few years
a lil pause ”Won’t we all die?”
benitz786:
You’re going to become a famous soccer star
”WAIT REALLLLY? I’d neeeever guess.”
benitz786:
You’re gonna be engaged but you cheat on your fiancé and break it off when you’re like 24ish
”Engaged at 24? Wtf is wrong with me?”
benitz786:
When you cheat on your fiancé, you’re going to accidentally marry someone else in Vegas
”How do you accidentally marry someone? Please tell me we’re gonna get a divorce?”
benitz786:
You’ll get a girl pregnant at 28 and you’ll have a baby girl with her
”Ah… sht.”
benitz786:
You’re going to have 7 kids by the time you’re 38 - and yes, two sets of twins
”Wait what? I think you got the wrong person here.”
benitz786:
Your sister is going to get pregnant when she’s 21
skeptical ”Are you… sure?”
benitz786:
Your sister is going to get married at 22
”Isn’t that too soon? Remind me to tell her not to do that.”
benitz786:
Your cousin, Andy, is going to get a girl pregnant in high school and she’ll die later
”Bro… Remind me to also talk to him.”
benitz786:
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Again… Won’t we all?” … “When?”[/color]
”Who is that?”
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”But she is a potato. Have you seen her?”
”She’s the cutest.”
”We’re working on it! There is still time for her to learn.”
”That’s kind of a stupid question. No. I don’t want them to feel different.”
”Why?”
I don’t hate her I’m just not really happy with her choices and don’t really like her atm. But I have limits she doesn’t deserve to die that’s a little over the top
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Not at 18
That’s just jessica
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Malachi:
Of course I remember my sister, and that… that’s not going to happen.
Malachi:
That’s not happening. If I get married, it won’t be to someone I hate.
Malachi:
What? Who are you saying would die?
benitz786:
No one likes you Dori
”I’m sure no one like you .”
”What a shame.”
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You were drunk out of your mind and in Vegas for your bachelor party
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No - you’re gonna end up with her
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astxrism:
Ah… sht.”
You’re gonna love that little girl
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Nope
You’re Dorian DeLoughrey
Future soccer star and dad to 7
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Positive
She’s gonna marry the guitar player in a band
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At 23
astxrism:
Who is that?”
Does the last name not give it away?
CerealKiller:
um… my daughter?
Basically an adopted daughter, yes
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