Irrelevant
âYeah⊠look I only did it to be with Dorian and when he was off talking to people, I was telling people that the institution that Blue Royalty is built on is very fcked up and also noting who - in the world leader sense - was connected to Blue Royalty. Who knows, could make a good exposĂ© one day, and unlike the people in the room, Iâm not signed under a nondisclosure contract.â
âI avoided him⊠that⊠he wasnât the reason I was there. I wish him the best, honestly.â
âHe tried to prank me, but he was terrible at itâ
"Oh darling, itâs me, obviously.
âIt was different⊠I donât know if it was better though. Might have to go back to pranking next yearâ
âHow was it mean? The old lady got a handsome lad to help her out. Dori thought he was cozying up to my grandmother, and I got pizza. Honestly, triple win.â
âHe made me :(, but it was better than the fancy caviar or whatever they had at the party which made me want to gagâ
"I did "
âSheâs veeryy different when sheâs tipsy compared to when sheâs sober⊠itâs definitly interesting. Sheâs adorable.â
âIt was really great! I have to go on tour in a few days and I just wanted to spend some time with Sadie before I left so Iâm glad weâre getting the chance to do that right nowâŠâ
âI didnât⊠ignore her⊠I just wanted to respect her privacyâŠâ
âA lot⊠I like her a lotâ
âShe didâ
Kai,
- So how was 2021 new years?
- Dan gave you a middle finger before kissing Val⊠very inappropriately. Thoughts?
- Jess avoided you all night right? How was that?
- Thoughts about Jess leaving the party so she could go get pizza?
- Did you see Jess?
- Did you talk to her?
- Did you talk to Riker? What about Jordan?
- Do you miss your frens?
- Did you say anything to Dori?
- Thoughts about Jess pranking dori?
âI did! It was really fuuuun⊠Good to change things up and I was happy I had Riker with meâ
âI met some great people, yesâ
âIf you ask someone else like⊠Oh my God, Daniel Radcliff heâd tell you⊠yes? But noooo, he wasnât. He was entertaining us all and I think everyone should be thankful for thatâ
âBecause he was being and idiot all night? Iâll find another excuseâ
âWhen? Uhm⊠That would be one long list, I donât think we have time for thatâ
âOh my⊠Look, he likes them, heâs rocking them and as long as thatâs how he feels I think they look super cuteâ
âMhm, that was funâ
âYeah⊠It was and it was⊠Really sweet. I really like this New Yearsâ
âBest one so farâ
âNo, we⊠Uhm⊠Ask him â
âIt was strange only because he was there celebrating with his girlfriendâŠ. Girlfriendâ
âHe has to be there, doesnât he?â
So what Iâm hearing is that Riker and Daniel Radcliffe wonât ever be besties? Sad
TO BREAK UP WITH HIM?
Yes, but whatâs wrong with that?
You havenât responded to it yet
When Jess was 2, she survived solely on ice cream and nuggets and I think she turned out pretty sell SO?
âYes. Thatâs what you asked meâ
âI didnât say there was⊠something wrong with it. I just⊠Itâs different. In a good wayâ
âDid she? Did she really?â
âI wasnât scared of anything. There were just better places she could be at. We could both be at.â
âI donât care about him. Why is that a question?â
âYou donât get pranked and then not prank that person back.â
âMe but if you asked Jess, she would say she was better. Sheâs lying.â
âWonderful. Lovely. Just great. WowâŠâ lil eye roll
âI was not interested in her, sorry.â
âShe had to after what she put me through.â
âIgnoring who was there and Jessâ fake grandma, I did. It was one of the best new years.â
Did she survive on ice cream and nuggets
Or
Did she turn out pretty well?
BecUse in one of these cases youâre calling your wife a liar, and in the other youâre calling her a weirdo
And both will get you into trouble
âIâm not answering and even if I did Iâm sure that wouldnât get me into trouble.â
If you were a nice, respectful person you wouldnât
So what kind of pranks did you pull?
- Are you gonna get her back for this time?
Yes it would
If it wouldnât, why arenât you answering??
What would get you to break up with him?
What would get you to break up with Daniel?
impossible
- Yara, what would it take for you to break up with Mav?
- Gio, what would it take for you to break up with Luci?
- Theo, what would it take for you to break up with Mare?