Now WHY do you ask that question
âWe are the worst.â
âNo? Thatâs not what happened.â
âHow many times do I have to say can we move on?â
âWhy not? I just donât believe anything you say.â
Sheâs your future kid
thatâs all Iâm saying
I asked for thoughts, not âWho did I get pregnantâ
âŚ
Okay set her up with a chick. Jess is bi. She wouldnât mind
So you didnât sleep with your ex?
I donât like you
âIt doesnât look bad.â
âThat was not my dream⌠But no, I havenât.â
confused
âI donât rem-⌠No. I didnât.â
âIâm not setting anyone up. I donât have time for that.â
âNo.â
âMy thoughts are that youâre delusional.â
So youâre lying to me?
Not even for your best friend? Jess would set you up
Dan spends a lot of time setting you up
Why? Who does she look like to you? Because I can tell you that whatever youâre thinking is most likely a correct assumption
âMaybe I am, maybe Iâm not.â
âThank you Dan.â
âIâm not thinking of anyoneâŚâ
Doesnât look like Jess to you?
You ignored my first question btch
âSo thatâs her kid. Not mine.â
âI did?â
Did I say she was only Jessâ?
No
Sheâs also yours
more confusion
Sigh
stop playing with this heart
I"M NOT
Iâm telling him the truth
OMG
Is she not such a bean