You know the whole point of ākeep them away from each other for a weekā is so the future bride and groom donāt⦠have sex and I mean, Iām not positive, but Iām pretty sure you and Jess have had sex before.
Your kid is like 1ish now right? She knows some words? What are her favorites?
Do you play tag with her a lot?
How fast is she?
DID YOU ALMOST DROP HER?
So youāre getting married tomorrow⦠how are you feeling?
How has the last week been without your fiance at night?
Miss Shay? You havenāt had her for a few days right?
SO itās been a week since youāve had sex? Craaaazy.
How was playing tag with Shay? Who won?
Who won the bet? Jess right?
Your kid realllyyyy cried just to say HI
You notice that itās kinda like what you and jess did with the hiās or do you think itās just a coincidence
Is shay the fastest human alive? If she is - how did you catch her?
Thoughts about Shay pulling both you and Jess to the bed to cuddle?