Mine was Emily Mackenzie. I swear don’t ever sleep with someone with two first names. Completely awful. She screams like a banshee and tied me up with laces. F*cking laces. Like the ones that tie your shoes. She then proceeded to purr as I tried to sleep. Yes purr. Like a cat. Not a quiet cat. No it wasn’t cute… she also wouldn’t leave and ended up having breakfast with my Dad and I and told him that we had been dating,”