LMAO
This para was great though I loved
And with the song it was like wow good times
Like the only good times but anywaY
ok miss psychic
I was very oop
WOAH WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
a child
Ya your creator seems kind of sadistic baby
poor child
Why Jess always sacrificing
Like literally a theme in her life has been sacrificing the things she loves for other people the baby needs to be selfish for once gosh
well that’s just not intelligent babe he is a prof soccer player man
what a terrible life
And yet she lost anyway
Would’ve quit right then and gone back to bed
magosh that is so sad
THE PARALLEL
oh
that’s a mega oof
What was her plan though was she going to like tell him ever
Lmao I know is typo or whatever but I found amusing because I was like
what the police gonna do
shoot you
arrest the fetuses for causing pain
poor baby
Daniel
Yeah she has truly had a realy shtty life ngl
TEA ASDFKGFDS
NO CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED
I mean it was quite honestly a valid question like what was she supposed to do just like
“oh yes this is alright my dear highness”
Yeah ofc smh
Pretty factual yeah
Jess truly is a god
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVED THESE SENTENCES
I would’ve just not bothered but you go girl social queen
HAHAHAHAHA
Smh stupeeed
ok
tell me how that worked out for you
oh wait
it didn’t.
What so Einstein wasn’t a thing before
Love that
Or maybe it’s fate I say look on the bright side
ok but did she really think he’d still get married to the Kname fiance after marrying jess
well no duh
WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE
LITERALLY GO LIVE YOUR LIFE AWAY FROM HER OMG
Finally thank you for being smart
Listen I love you guys together but it only ends in heartbreak and I say take that sign instead of shoving it away lawd
LMAOOOOO
K beni I do be expecting this published book
Not “HER FRIEND”
We love to see it
Not doing the fake phone breaking up thing with a tech genius
And Jess lived happily ever after with her food yes