For the first time since Kaspian had… met… the creature in front of him, Kaspian actually smiled. At least she had balls. It was pleasantly surprising - far more fun than sh**tting on a doormat, which, by the way, he had every intention of doing. Though, technically, Kaspian was actually hoping to do so without anyone home. Perhaps instead of stealing, Kaspian was going more on the route of trashing everything in this residence but… well… Ishida’s adapt.
“Personally I believe any door that can easily be broken into, is an invite,” Kaspian revealed in between her words as she kept talking… screaming… arguing… oh who the fck cared. It was basically leave blah blah blah I don’t like you either blah no one wants you here blah. Boring… especially when she had yet to answer any of his questions. “Do you have anything stronger? I’m going to need it,” he added, getting up and going towards what he believed was the liquor cabinet which… bingo… it was. Grabbing it, and then opening her freezer and grabbing a ben and jerry’s which he recently learned was an ice cream flavor, Kaspian took a drink only to be followed by a spoon fool of ice cream as she keeeept going.
Alright, he was getting bored now - ignoring her last statement to leave
“How about this, I answer any of your questions, and you answer mine,” Kaspian added. With that, he put down his spoon and grabbed the beer that was almost done. Finishing it with a last few gulps, Kaspian looked into her eyes - staring dead ahead before allowing his hand to over past the table, and drop the bottle on the floor smashing it into a million pieces below their feet.
“We’ll make it a little game. So, why am I here beside your door being dreadfully easy to open? Well, I came here to do… a lot of that all over this… gorgeous house. Too bad you walked down right before I was about to get started. Now you, again, do you have any life goals? Perhaps it’s to get locked back up in rehab? I mean, what else can you do when you have absolutely no talent,”