Jess let the hot water seep down her body as she closed her eyes, using the BS ‘Men 3-1 Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash’ that Dylan had in here. What the hell was up with that? Why did they make 15 products for girls and they had the ingenuity of making a 3-1 thing for men? Bull to the sh!t. Though it did make her question how well this would work - Jessica did love her rose and argan oil products. Though, there was something distinctly satisfying about the smell of mens products - which ironically would always be named something like FIRE or Body Armor whereas girls had dainty roses, and lavender. Oh the hipocracy.
As Jessica moved her hands through her hair, she allowed her mind to wander back to the other DeLoughrey that lived in this house. One that, besides an overly long and awkward lunch with at IHOP, she hadn’t talked to in four years. She couldn’t contain her shock and… almost need to sneak out through the window in the bathroom when she returned to her seat to find Jezebel and Dorian sitting across from each other. Though, with what Jezebel was talking to her about earlier with her and Dan, she knew she couldn’t leave the girl, so instead she bucked up and took one for the team… meaning taking the one open seat next to Dorian DeLougrey who gave her an utter look of disgust that… she honestly expected. Though, the conversation with the Sadie girl was sweet, at least. Sitting next to Dorain was just… interesting… especially after not seeing the guy she considered her closest friend for years. Not to mention the social media fight they had the other day when Jess had gotton access to her instagram again. He just… urghh… p^ssed every fiber in her being off recently - especially as he had gotton used to the idea of him not being around over the last four years.
Turning the water off, Jess reached outside to grab a towel - though an immediate groan left her lips when she realized the idiot that was Dylan DeLoughrey didn’t have a towel in the bathroom. Who the hell doesn’t have a towel in the bathroom? Damn. With a sigh, Jess stepped out of the shower, drying her hair as much as possible with her hands as to not make more of a mess than she already had to clean up before Davina got back home… or at least give verbal support to Dylan as he cleaned and she watched from a safe distance.
So, of course, without really looking - Jessica walked out into the main room to grab a towel. After all - she had told Dylan she was taking a shower so she didn’t really expect him to randomly walk in. Well… let’s just say that was a mistake. Because instead of running into Dylan, Jessica Pierce found herself jumping in shock when she found another person in the room - his ass in full view. Apparently, you think of the devil, and he shall appear. “F*CK” Jess yelled, though the idiot had AirPods in so it seemed he hadn’t heard her. Though in retreating back to the bathroom, Jessica’s foot slipped in the water dripping from her body and instead she found herself on top of him… naked…with him…also naked - evident by something poking her leg that she truly didn’t want to look down at. Well this was just bloody great.
Neither of them said anything for a good moment, just staring at each other reeling from the irony of what had just happened. Though, Dorian started - practically screaming at her of why she was wet. “WHY ARE YOU NAKED?” Jess countered with, attempting to stay as still as possible on top of his body. There was a certain thing that Jess did in situations such as the one she was currently in. The awkward ones. She talked… rather… she didn’t stop talking. So as the tension in the room gradually increased, him asking her why she was in his room as his next grunt - everything connected in her mind as she realized it was, indeed, her fault. Though… instead of an answer, laughter started leaving her mouth as she looked at him under her. “wow…” Jess laughed, trying to contain herself. “God… this is a story for the ages…” she got out between her laughing fit, his frustration just making her laugh more.
It took her a minute or so to finally catch her breath as she shifted on top of him slightly, “Right… sorry. Totally thought this was Dylan’s room,” Jess mumbled, meeting his eyes again as silence fell before the room again. And let the rambling begin… Jess truly couldn’t help the words that came out of her mouth next.
“So… You got buff.” she mumbled, poking his chest with her finger jokingly, “What do you bench now? 100? 120? I honestly don’t even know how the scale system in America works because it’s so strange. Pounds? Who goes by pounds? Anywayyyyys” She mumbled, shifting again as she used her arm to support herself ho his body… “I see you have no tattoos. that’s cool… that’s cool. Ever thought about getting one? I personally wouldn’t suggest it - I was screaming bloody Mary during mine but also I don’t have abs so I don’t know if it would hurt less - I mean… Andy has a billion and he keeps getting them so maybe…” Jess spoke. She truly couldn’t help it, words kept coming out of her mouth at lighting speed and she wasn’t even really thinking about what she was saying anymore. So when she found her hair dripping water on his chest, she couldn’t stop the next words escaping her mouth. “Oh I guess I’m getting you wet huh? Oh sh!t… not that… kind of …wet you know… I just took a shower… that’s what I meant…though… you do seem excited to see me since I can feel your… you know what… never mind… so… you’re shower… it has… uh… has great pressure. Like amazing. Did you know that?,” Jess mumbled, still talking when she knew she should be trying to shut herself up instead.
@astxrism - Dorian (Poor Dori)/ Dylan/ Davina
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@CerealKiller - Andy’s Tats V. Breifly
@Littlefeets - Jezebel
@novella - Sadie